Another day when there is no God

I'm gunna tell God on your sorry ass, Ed. And I aint lyin, neither.


Ya with me, Patches?

Ya want mercy? Well, I don't think ya deserve any, but it aint really up to me. As the great delta bluesman, R. L. Burnside, done said, that there one time, and all:



Burnside killed a man at a dice game, was convicted of murder and incarcerated in Parchman farm in 1955. Before he died, his victim's last words were: "Lawd have mercy." You're probably gunna git what he got, ya know?

Please don't start posting pictures of unearthed giant human skeletons next.

I hear-tell they done found Goliath's sorry carcus a while back, but I aint seen no pictures, yet.

Never heard that before, eb.

Ok.........................

So, then, I asked that sukka: "Why should I believe you're really God?"

He said: "Ya can believe what ya wanna, boy, but if you care about your immortal soul...."

I said: "Ha! Now I know ya aint God. If ya was, ya would know I done sold my soul to the devil for four bits when I was fixin to go see Side-door Sally. But, then again, if you are God, you could probably get me out of that deal, eh!?"

He said: "A deal's a deal. Later, chump."

The damn fraud! Wasn't omnipotent or nuthin.

I had to admit, though, I was kinda a chump. If he coulda got me outta that deal, I woulda demanded a whole dollar, next time.

That's his version of the Ray Charles song, osso.

I think the more omnipotenter they are the less likely they are to be genuine.

But I'd not heard him sing it. Tnx,

de nada

What's with all the dogs, Ed? Are you one of them bestiality kinda preverts, that it?

Don't you wish. Dog is real. I can believe in that.

Rufus knowed something about dogs, eh?

These are your best thoughts on this issue I've ever read, Edgar.

There is food for thought on so many levels...not only what it says, but what can be inferred.

I hope you really meant it as it is written.

But of course, frank. I'm not just a pretty scowling face, ya know.

Drop kicking Jesus
Through the goal posts of life
Ingesting Cheeze-its
Imitating Barney Fife
Oh it's great if you don't give a
Hoot for onions and liver