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45. Act naturally
44. Found missing
43. Resident alien
42. Advanced BASIC
41. Genuine

imitation
40. Airline Food
39. Good grief
38. Same difference
37. Almost exactly
36. Government

organization
35. Sanitary landfill
34. Alone together
33. Legally drunk
32. Silent scream
31. Living

dead
30. Small crowd
29. Business ethics
28. Soft rock
27. Butt head
26. Military intelligence
25. Software

documentation
24. New classic
23. Sweet sorrow
22. Child Proof
21. "Now, then ..."
20. Synthetic natural

gas
19. Passive aggression
18. Taped live
17. Clearly misunderstood
16. Peace force
15. Extinct life
14.

Temporary tax increase
13. Computer jock
12. Plastic glasses
11. Terribly pleased
10. Computer security
9.

Political science
8. Tight slacks
7. Definite maybe
6. Pretty ugly
5. Twelve-ounce pound cake
4. Diet ice

cream
3. Working vacation
2. Exact estimate

...And the number 1 oxymoron is..
1. Microsoft Works

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How about "British

Humor"?

Just kidding. I think Brits can be hillarious but just don't understand why they need the

disclaimer.

e.g. "If this isn't funny it's because I'm British"

or, and this is generally accompanied with a

knowing nod, "It's British humor"

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MS Works

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Oxymoron Unlimited
So, I called my company Oxymoron Unlimited. Why? We're systems administrators / integrators; to me, 'personal computer' is itself an oxymoron.

In the early days - about 15 years ago - we actually got two new clients because they liked the fact we understood puns and could laugh at ourselves - basically, they liked the name. Shocked

Now I only use my site to post all the jokes I get in email; that way my friends can have a laugh, too.

-a.

[Craven ... this was not to irritate you; quite the contrary, I thought you'd get a chuckle out of it; I am truly sorry.]

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Alex's site: http://www.oxymoron.org

Edit: Alex, it doesn't irritate me at all. Spammers irritate me, I don't count you among them but it's hard to make a distinction. When spammers see people promoting their own sites they do so as well. So I decided to promote your site for you. :-)

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i'm surprised no one has mentioned compassionate conservative

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Oxymora
Good point, S...

But then, in our house, we wouldn't spell compassionate conservative with a W anyway Razz

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