@Lordyaswas,
Part of my trip included going with my "French" brother to have a look around this place....
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/overseas-property/property-47618456.html
We went just out of interest, really.
With the London house prices the way they are, and the French properties going SO cheaply (plus the exchange rate being so high against the problem euro), I could not only swap my ordinary London three bed home for this, but have enough left over to renovate most of the place.
I can see half of Europe moving to France before too long if the prices remain the same.
In the event it wasn't right for several reasons, but we sort of knew that before we set out and it proved a very interesting exercise.
Something about half that size (or even a quarter) with about two acres would do nicely, but it has to be ancient. If a small vineyard is included in the land, I would be in heaven.
Not long now.......