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I starting a new religion.

 
 
Reply Thu 19 Mar, 2015 06:31 am
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noun {kat-mah}
1.
Cattuism, Felinism. action, seen as bringing upon oneself inevitable results from ones treatment of cat(s), good or bad, either in this life or in a reincarnation: in Cattuism one of the means of reaching Purrrrman.
2.
Theosophy. the cosmic principle according to which each person is rewarded or punished in one incarnation according to that person's deeds for or against cats in the previous incarnation.
3.
fate; destiny.
Synonyms: prefelination, prepurrmination, catlot, kittenmet.
4.
the good or bad emanations felt to be generated by someone or something where good or bad things happened to cat(s).
I hear that the last owner of the Candie Land Plantation drowned a bag of kittens. Let's get out of this cursed place. It reeks of bad katma.



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Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Thu 19 Mar, 2015 07:04 am
@tsarstepan,
Ooh! Will you be having a 'Paws for thought' slot on the radio, like the other nice clergymen?
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Kolyo
 
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Reply Thu 19 Mar, 2015 09:20 am
Your religion is actually quite compatible with Set's and firefly's belief in the Dog deity.

It could be Dog is indeed Almighty Dog, but Dog's chief wish for us on this earth is that we treat cats with dignity.
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Kolyo
 
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Reply Thu 19 Mar, 2015 09:37 am
Some people take their love of cats a little too far... Rolling Eyes

izzythepush
 
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Reply Thu 19 Mar, 2015 01:13 pm
@tsarstepan,
There's nothing wrong with religion, it's religious people that are the problem. So as long as you keep people out of it, it should be OK.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Thu 19 Mar, 2015 01:50 pm
@Kolyo,
Loved that, Kolyo!
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neologist
 
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Reply Sun 22 Mar, 2015 05:16 pm
@tsarstepan,
Is this what you are left with when your karma runs over your dogma??

Or, is it an attempt to sanctify your trips to the cat house?
ossobuco
 
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Reply Sun 22 Mar, 2015 06:22 pm
@neologist,
Is the headquarters in Catmandu? or in the Doggie's Palace
neologist
 
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Reply Sun 22 Mar, 2015 06:56 pm
@ossobuco,
It's doggone confusin' I'll tell ya. A catastrophe just waitin' ta happen.
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saab
 
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Reply Mon 23 Mar, 2015 01:32 pm
Chocolate cats will be served every day with coffee - hopefully

https://www.colourbox.dk/preview/1100194-chocolate-cats-and-snail.jpg
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