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What's the difference between Star Trek & Toilet Paper?

 
 
Reply Thu 17 Jun, 2004 02:08 pm
There is no difference.

They both circle uranus looking for Klingons.
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doglover
 
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Reply Thu 17 Jun, 2004 06:25 pm
That's a pretty shitty joke there o.... Mr. Green
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SealPoet
 
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Reply Thu 17 Jun, 2004 07:31 pm
So... who would win in a fair fight? Kirk or Picard?
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littlek
 
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Reply Thu 17 Jun, 2004 09:34 pm
Onyx - one of my absolutely favorite jokes!

SP - picard, he's sexier.
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sozobe
 
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Reply Thu 17 Jun, 2004 09:41 pm
SO Picard.
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SealPoet
 
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Reply Fri 18 Jun, 2004 04:31 am
In a fair fight, Kirk'd get his shirt ripped, but that's about all.

But Picard doesn't fight fair. He would introduce his ship's councillor, and while Kirk was staring at the cleavage, Worf would stomp him.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Fri 18 Jun, 2004 05:19 am
If I get involved in this Trek discussion, I'll get nothing done today.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 18 Jun, 2004 05:56 am
Nothing can come of nothing, speak again!
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Fri 18 Jun, 2004 06:16 am
Well, for starters, Kirk and Picard were clear allies in the movie Star Trek: Generations. I doubt they would ever be fighting against one another, so the question is moot.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Fri 18 Jun, 2004 06:18 am
Unless of course, they were under the influence of an alien force, as in the original Trek series episode "Plato's Stepchildren".
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 18 Jun, 2004 06:18 am
Hmmmmmmmmm - what if they got drunk?
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Fri 18 Jun, 2004 06:19 am
Which, I believe, had the first interracial kiss on television, Kirk and Uhuru.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Fri 18 Jun, 2004 06:21 am
dlowan wrote:
Hmmmmmmmmm - what if they got drunk?


Well, by the time Trek, TNG came along, synthahol had been invented.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 18 Jun, 2004 06:32 am
Sigh - what if they got drunk on SYNTHANOL then?
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Fri 18 Jun, 2004 07:04 am
Synthahol only mimics the effects of alcohol, and is easily shaken off when duty calls.
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bigdice67
 
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Reply Fri 18 Jun, 2004 07:15 am
Who'd want that? I drink to have my hard earned hangover in the morning!!!!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Fri 18 Jun, 2004 07:22 am
I think yer being picky, Cav!!!!
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Fri 18 Jun, 2004 10:22 am
dlowan wrote:
I think yer being picky, Cav!!!!


Okay fine. In a hypothetical situation, I would go with Picard. I think he's smarter than Kirk.
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Eva
 
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Reply Fri 18 Jun, 2004 10:36 am
Kirk would start the fight. Picard would end it.
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sozobe
 
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Reply Fri 18 Jun, 2004 10:37 am
Ooh, that's a good summation.
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