"Poor Little" Osama

After his death, Osama bin Laden went to heaven.

There he was greeted by George Washington, who proceeded to slap him
across the face and yell at him, "How dare you try to destroy the nation
I helped conceive!"



Patrick Henry approached and punched Osama in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed."



James Madison entered, kicked Osama and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"



Thomas Jefferson came in and proceeded to beat Osama many times with a long cane and said, "It was evil men like you that provided me the
inspiration to pen the Declaration of Independence!"



These beatings and thrashings continued as John Rudolph, James Monroe
and 66 other early Americans came in and unleashed their anger on the
Muslim terrorist leader.

As Osama lay bleeding and writhing! in unbearable pain an Angel
appeared. !



Bin Laden wept in pain and said to the Angel, "This is not what you
promised me."

The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for
you up here. What did you think I said?"