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Two funny one-liners.

 
 
Reply Wed 11 Feb, 2015 01:09 pm
The first one is from Jon Stewart of Comedy Central:

Quote:
“Never again will Brian Williams mislead a nation about being shot in a war we probably wouldn’t have ended up in if we had applied this level of scrutiny to the actual ******* war.”


And this one from Sen. Diane Feinestein regarding Jeb Bush running for president:


Quote:
"Now we know what the Bush family means by 'no child left behind.'"
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Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Wed 11 Feb, 2015 01:17 pm
@Frank Apisa,
Love the first one!
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Rickoshay75
 
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Reply Wed 11 Feb, 2015 01:30 pm
@Frank Apisa,
Frank Apisa wrote:

The first one is from Jon Stewart of Comedy Central:

Quote:
“Never again will Brian Williams mislead a nation about being shot in a war we probably wouldn’t have ended up in if we had applied this level of scrutiny to the actual ******* war.”


And this one from Sen. Diane Feinestein regarding Jeb Bush running for president:


Quote:
"Now we know what the Bush family means by 'no child left behind.'"



More cynical than ha, ha funny, but nowadays cynicism is the only thing we have.

“You want people walking away from the conversation with some kernel of wisdom or some kind of impact.” Henry Dean Stanton

“What we think, or what we know, or what we believe is, in the end, of little consequence. The only consequence is WHAT WE DO.” John Ruskin (1819 - 1900)
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Wed 11 Feb, 2015 06:35 pm
I also liked Feinstein's comment.
Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Wed 11 Feb, 2015 10:46 pm
@ossobuco,
me too
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Eva
 
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Reply Thu 12 Feb, 2015 12:05 am
@Frank Apisa,
Good ones, Frank!

I am sure going to miss Jon Stewart when he leaves "The Daily Show."
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Frank Apisa
 
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Reply Thu 12 Feb, 2015 06:24 am
Yeah...they both were good, ironic, sarcastic observations.

The kinds of one-liners I like best...the ones that cut-to-the-chase.

Glad you all enjoyed them also.
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fredanisen
 
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Reply Mon 16 Feb, 2015 06:00 am
Here's another one liner:

Led Zeppelin talking to the Who:
"I have a basic grasp on what you are, but I still don't quite know how the f*ck you got in the building. Get out of this building."
Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Mon 16 Feb, 2015 09:09 am
@fredanisen,
I've never heard that one, and it comes as a bit of a surprise.

Any chance of a bit more info about when and where this happened?
carloslebaron
 
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Reply Mon 16 Feb, 2015 12:23 pm
@Lordyaswas,
I'm a Led Zeppelin fan, and I surely want to know when and where this incident happened as well.
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