Test for dementia.

Not quite sure whether this belongs in the Jokes catagory





Test for Dementia Exercise of the brain is as important as

exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important that we keep mentally alert. The saying; "If you don't use it, you will lose

it," also applies to the brain, so.....

Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of
intelligence. Take the following test and determine if you are

losing it or are still "with it." OK, relax, clear your mind and....

begin.




1. What do you put in a toaster?












Answer: "bread." If you said "toast," then give up now and go do
something else. Try not to hurt yourself.

If you said, "bread," go to Question 2.



2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?















Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," please do not attempt the next question. Your brain is obviously over stressed and may even overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself with reading something more appropriate, such as Children's World." If you said "water," proceed to question 3

3. If a red house is made from red bricks, and a blue house is made from blue bricks, and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?














Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said, "green bricks," what the devil are you still doing reading these questions?????

If you said "glass," then go on to Question 4.


4. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/2 of a degree every minute how many degrees will the hour hand move in one hour?










Answer: 30 degrees. If you said, "360 degrees" or anything other than "30 degrees," you are to be congratulate d on getting this far, but you are obviously out of your league. Turn in your pencil, and exit the room.

Everyone else proceed to the final question.


5. Without using a calculator -- You are driving a bus from London

to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In
Reading, six people get off the bus, and nine people get on. In
Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get

on. You then arrive at Milford Haven.


What was the name of the bus driver?







Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember? It was YOU!!