Dogfight

President Bush and Osama bin Laden decided to settle the war on terrorism with one decisive dog fight. Each side would have 5 years to breed the

best fighting dog in the world. Whichever side's dog won would be entitled to take the world.

Osama's people found the biggest, meanest Doberman and Rottweiler

female dogs in the world and bred them with the most ferocious Siberian wolves.

They selected the biggest and strongest puppy from each litter, then removed all of its siblings, which gave the one remaining puppy all the milk.



After 5 years of breeding and re-breeding, they came up with the most violent, aggressive dog the world had ever seen. Its cage needed steel bars that were 5" thick.



On the day of the decisive fight, Bush showed up with a strange looking animal, - a 9 foot long Dachshund. Coalition representatives were dismayed. Everyone felt sorry for Bush because there was no way that this dog

could possibly last even 10 seconds in a fight against bin Laden's fearsome beast.

When the cages were opened, the Dachshund slowly waddled towards bin Laden's dog. Osama's dog snarled, leaped out of its cage and charged the

American Dachshund---but when it got close enough to bite, the Dachshund opened its mouth and consumed Osama's dog in a single violent attack. Nothing was left of the 1st dog.

Osama came up to Bush, shaking his head in disbelief. "We don't understand how this could have happened.

We had our best people working for 5 years with the largest, meanest Dobermans and Rottweilers and the most aggressive Siberian wolves."


"That's nothing," said Bush. "We had Michael Jackson's plastic surgeons working for 5 years to make that alligator look like a weenie dog."