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Sun 5 Jan, 2003 10:58 am
What is Your HONEST Definition of What a WOMAN is?
That's the question - Humourous or Serious answers, you decide. 
The nurturing, material half of mankind.
Perplexed adult human with xx chromosomes.
The most prolifically perplexing primate, humanely possible.
Someone with a vagina.
I think I wrote this before...
Gosh, I hope not on the wrong board!
I went on to say in this weird world of fluctuating hormones, women with facial hair, men with limp wrists and an affinity toward fashion...
I think it's all in the pants.
I like the Irish version of what a woman is - it's called "the three rings of a woman":
First, there's The Engagement Ring.
Next, there's The Wedding Ring.
Finally, there's The SuffeRing!
LOL Bibliophile :-D A woman is oposite of a man and I am a woman. LOL, that's all I could think of :-D
I was just getting in touch with my feminine side.
Do women have a masculine side?
People have many sides, Bib - some appear more commonly in people who have a y chromosome - some in people who do not - but 'tis a fairly fluid thing in any given individual - with some at extreme ends of the distribution - others not...
People do have many sides - for example, I have:
A Serious Side
A Funny Side
A Cheeky Side
and A Backside!
What did God say after he created man?
"I can do better than this!"
What did God say after he created woman?
I said, "Wo unto Man" not "Woman!"
As he created her, he was so impressed with his work, he turned to man and said "Wow man!" and man repeated after him "Wow man" and God said, "THAT's what I'll call her!"
Women are one thing above all: confusing!
Female, genus: Homo, species: sapiens.
Virgin.
Whore.
Mama!
Men are from Mars, women are from Venus! Heah, maybe I should write a book? Hmmmmmmm!
When God created men, she was only kidding, lol.
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