Our ancestors sat around campfires at night and told the story of the stars... they said the stars were pinholes in the curtain of night through which the light of heaven shone. And it was a beautiful story, but it wasn't true. The truth is that the stars are all suns, just far away.
Why Atheist or Atheism ? -
www.atheist.net - Visit Atheistic Forum and find out. It's a godforsaken place.
please don't read this!
in 1945, a young girl named katu lata kulu came over in a grey boat from Africa. A mysterious man killed her by cutting the word "LATUALAKA" into her back. now that you have read this message she will come to your house on a full moon and steak your soul unless you follow these instructions:
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The cow urine of the Indian cows is the panacea for almost all diseases except death. We want to preserve these cows, who are like our dear mothers.
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(But kinda funny in a surreal way. Perhaps moreso for the women..)
Contents
1 Statement of the dispute
1.1 Description
1.2 Evidence of disputed behavior
1.3 Applicable policies
1.4 Evidence of trying and failing to resolve the dispute
1.5 Users certifying the basis for this dispute
1.6 Other users who endorse this summary
2 Response
3 Outside view
3.1 Johnleemk
3.2 Cool Hand Luke
3.3 MacGyverMagic
3.4 Coolcat
4 Discussion
Statement of the dispute
This is a summary written by users who dispute this user's conduct. Users signing other sections should not edit here.
Description
User:Silsor recently robbed the Wikipedia:WikiMoney accounts page of everyone's WikiMoney.
Evidence of disputed behavior
(provide diffs and links)
- Silsor empties the accounts
- Silsor beats up and robs an innocent passer-by
Applicable policies
{list the policies that apply to the disputed conduct}
- Wikipedia:Civility
- Wikipedia:Faux pas avoidance
- Wikipedia:No personal attacks - "Don't steal WikiMoney from other editors."
Evidence of trying and failing to resolve the dispute
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- We didn't even have a chance!
GK: No, I doubt that very much --- Hey ---
TR: What is it?
GK: Look. There's the Desperation saloon up ahead.
TR: Well, I'll be----
GK: Closer to Billings than I thought.
TR: Should be no more'n couple days' ride.
GK: Right.
TR: So that gives us a couple o' extra days to rest up the cattle.
GK: Hey, look --- they got statues out in front o' the saloon. Deer and stuff.
TR: Huh!
GK: What do you say we go in for a coupla beers--- and we can rest up the cattle for half an hour?
TR: Well. Okay.
GK: What are those hanging out in front of the saloon? Are those begonias?
TR: Begonias!
GK: Looks like begonias. Whoa! (THEY PULL UP, DISMOUNT, TIE HORSES UP)
(SFX UNDER DIALOGUE: TWO PAIRS OF FOOTSTEPS ACROSS DIRT, WOODEN SIDEWALK, DOOR OPEN. CAMPTOWN RACES) I think those are begonias, all right. I didn't know begonias grew out here.
SS: Howdy, boys. Long time, no see.
GK: Hi there, Sadie.
TR: Good to see y', Sadie.
SS: Where you boys headed?
GK: Billings. --- I was kinda surprised. I coulda swore I saw begonias out front.
TR: Yeah.
SS: Yeah, I'm sellin begonias here now. I'm turnin the back room of the saloon into a home and garden store.
TR: Izzat right?
SS: Yeah. Got all my plants out here ---- geraniums and begonias and narcissus and ---
GK: ----- (FOOTSTEPS) boy, you got a good assortment. You know, I'd like a plant I could take on to Billings and give it to Evelyn Beebalo. Something nice.
SS: Well, what type of soil you goin to plant it in? What kind of sunlight will it get?
GK: I donno. I never been to Billings.
SS: I see. Well, how about the colors?
GK: Well, I just want, you know, to get a flower that's basically manly. Don't want other cowboys t' look at it and think I'm --- you know --- some kind of aesthete.
SS: How about a cactus? They're real manly.
GK: Believe me, I've seen all the cactuses a person would ever need to see --
SS: Well, a thistle maybe. Or a rose.
GK: I think of roses as feminine.
SS: Well, there was the War of the Roses, you know.
GK: Yes.
TR: You got Axl Rose. He's a guy. And Pete Rose. And Franklin D. Roosevelt.
GK: Right. But roses are delicate. I want a hardy plant.
SS: Well, I got a John Wayne nasturtium over here.
GK: Well, let's have a look at it.
SS: Okay---- (DOOR BURSTS OPEN. STOMPING FOOTSTEPS.)
TK (MASKED MAN, VOICE COMPLETELY MUFFLED): OKAY, THIS IS A HOLDUP! HEAR ME? EVERYBODY ON THE FLOOR! (GUNSHOTS) I SAID, EVERYBODY ON THE FLOOR! (GUNSHOTS. GLASS BREAKAGE. FOOTSTEPS) OPEN UP THE CASH DRAWER. (GUNSHOTS) (PAUSE) I SAID, EVERYBODY ON THE FLOOR.
GK: I can't understand a word you're saying with that mask over your face.
TK (MASKED): You can't?
TR: Is this some kind of holdup?
TK (MASKED): Yes. This is a holdup.
TR: And what? you want us to lay down on the floor? Is that what you're saying?
TK (EXASPERATED, REMOVES MASK): I said, lie down on the floor.
TR: Well, we ain't going to lie down on the floor.
GK: No, we ain't. There's dirt on it.
TK: You gotta lie down. I'm the one doin the robbery and I'm the one who says.
GK: Well, we ain't goin to. So get over it.
TK: I got this gun aimed at your head, mister----
TR: That there is a six gun and you already fired it about fourteen times, mister. I call that deficit shooting.
SS: And we don't have any money in the till. Not a dime.
TK: Doggone it--- (CRASH OF POT)
GK: Hey. What'd you do that for?
TK: Cause I'm mad. Rode two-hundred miles to pull a robbery and they don't even have any money!
TR: Well, that's your problem, not ours.
GK: And you just busted a plant I was thinking about buying. That narcissus there.
TK: Yer thinking about buyin a narcissus???? A narcissus? And you call yourself a cowboy???
GK: What are you trying to say, mister?
TK: What do you think?
GK: I've got an idea.
TK: Yeah, well, maybe you're right.
GK: So? Out with it, mister.
TK: I'm sayin that real cowboys don't go in for narcissus. And anyway, that there ain't a narcissus.
GK: That ain't a narcissus?
TK: That's no narcissus. That's a daffodil.
GK: Daffodil! Ha!
TR: My aster, that's a daffodil---
TK: That there's a daffodil.
GK: A daffodil! That's a ---- you sayin I don't know a narcissus from a daffodil?
TK: I don't know what you know or don't know, all I know is that that right there is a daffodil.
TR: Oh yeah?
GK: It's a narcissus.
TK: It's a daffodil. Or a jonquil.
GK: Oh, now we're saying maybe it's a jonquil, huh! Oh sure. One minute a daffodil, next minute a jonquil.
TK: It sure ain't a narcissus.
TR: Is too.
TK: Is not.
TR: Is so.
TK: Is not.
GK: Is too.
TK: My buttercup it is!
TR: That there flower there is a narcissus! (SLAM FIST DOWN)
TK: It's a daffodil.
GK: Oh, now we're back to daffodil, huh.
TK: Or a jonquil.
GK: Ha!
TK: It's of the daffodil family.
GK: You know, you're just slowly starting to get on my nerves there, mister.
TK: I don't care. I know narcissuses and that there is no more a narcissus than my sister sells seashells by the seashore.
GK: I'm goin t' count up t' three and I want to hear you say Yes, narcissus, Sir, or otherwise you're goin to be pushin up some narcissi.
TK: Well, I ain't a goin to say, "Yes, narcissus, Sir," because that ain't---
GK: Well, you just said it. So fine.
TK: Why you---- (HE SWINGS LEFTY SWINGS. PUNCHES. GUNSHOT. TK WOUNDED)
GK: Boy, you nailed him right smart, ma'am----
SS: Didn't nail him. Stapled him. Got him with my staple gun. (TK GROAN)
SS: Here. Hold your hand steady. (CREAK OF STAPLES COMING OUT) There. Let me swab some iodine on it. (TK SHRIEK) There. That oughta take care of it.
GK: I think what I really want is these begonias here.
SS: Okay.
GK: Here you go.
SS: Thanks.
GK: And how about you bring us a round of beers, ma'am?
SS: Don't have any.
TR: Don't have any?????
GK: No beer???
SS: That's what I said.
GK: How can you run a saloon and not have any beer?
TR: This is outrageous.
SS: I invested all my capital in plants. Soon's I start selling plants, I'll get stocked up with beer again.
TR: I was hoping to get potted myself.....
GK: I can't believe that you'd be so irresponsible as to operate a saloon and not have beer.
TK: There's another saloon up the trail. Let's go up there.
GK: How far?
TK: I donno. Hunnerd miles.
GK: Hunnerd miles!!
TR: This is unbelievable.
GK: A hunnerd miles!
TK: How about I go ahead and rob it and then you come up and catch me and collect the reward and then I'll escape from jail and we'll go back to the bar and have all the beer we can handle.
TR: Think you got a couple flaws in that plan, mister.
GK: I guess we better move on. No beer. This is pitiful.
SS: (FOOTSTEPS) (OFF) Don't forget to water them begonias. (DOOR OPEN, CLOSE. CATTLE) (FOOTSTEPS ON GRAVEL)
(GK AND TR AND TK MOUNT UP. WHINNIES AND HOOVES. CATTLE. WHOOPS. HORSES AT WALK, CONT.)
TR: You wanta put those begonias in the chuckwagon?
GK: No, I think I'll carry em on my saddle for awhile.
(STRUM GUITAR, SLIGHTLY OUT OF TUNE)
TR: What are you doin?
GK: Music is good f'r plants.
TR: Maybe music is, but is yer singing?
GK: (HE STRUMS)
It's lonely away from your family and all By the campfire at night where the coyotes call, But there's nothing so lonesome, so morbid or drear, As to go in a bar and you find there's no beer.
Whoopitiyiyo get along little dogies It's my misfortunate and none of your own Whoopitiyiyo we're headin for Billings And if they don't have beer then I'll drink cologne.
Oh today was the day, the first time in my life, I came home early to my darling wife, She said, "Praise the Lord, you are sober, my dear," And I didn't dare tell her that the bar had no beer.
Whoopitiyi yo, git along begonias I'll feed you and water until you are grown Whoopitiyi grow all you little begonias You'll have a nice bed just as soon as we're home.
And at last Abercorn Aggleworth announced annual ambulant artwork and audience action.
"Oh, I am fortune's fool!"
"Busie old foole, unruly Sunne."
"All the infections that the sun sucks up
From bogs, fens, flats, on Prosper fall, and make him
By inch-meal a disease!"
"The world is beautiful, but has a disease called man"
"Man cannot live by bread alone."
The growth of Oman's economy in recent years is shown in the table below:
And did those feet in ancient time walk upon England's mountains green?
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The magneto-optic effect, or Faraday Effect, is similar to the electro-optic effect except a magnetic field is used in place of an electric field. The Faraday effect is the rotation of plane polarized light as it propagates through a material in the direction parallel to an applied magnetic field9. The angle of rotation, know as Faraday rotation, is defined by the equation
θ = VBL
where B is the magnetic flux density, L is the length of the material, V is known as the Verdet constant1. Magnetically induced rotation is non-reciprocal which means when the light is propagating in the same direction as B, clockwise rotation occurs, and when the light is propagating in the opposite direction as B, counterclockwise rotation occurs.
From BBC Have Your Say:
"these days youths are driving around in their 4x4's making drug deals while downloading stuff off the internet"
That's true. I can barely get to work each morning for dodging X5s driven by spotty teenagers blinged up from the proceeds of smack sales, calling Colombia on their mobile with one hand while updating their MySpace profiles on a stolen PDA with the other.
You f*cking tw*t.
Definition of Shlemiel and Shlemozel:
The Shlemiel is the one who spills the soup. The Shlemozel is the one who gets the soup spilled on him.
