The eensy-weensy spider went up the water spout...
The Ant and the Grasshopper
The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.
The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.
Moral of the Story: Be responsible for yourself!
If pigs could swim you would have to fish for pork
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There was an Old Man with a nose,
Who said, 'If you choose to suppose,
That my nose is too long,
You are certainly wrong!'
That remarkable Man with a nose.
I wonder why nobody comes near us?
Mallard! Mallard!! <CLUNK> I SAID duck!!!
This game
is still
the same
Thus spake Zarathustra: Heligoland and German Bight. Marmaduke is poisoning Reg Dwight.
Another porky landfall for the purpling surge of trouser.
Love your 'emoticons', Tico-!
