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The Game that Nobody Understands Game

 
 
smog
 
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Reply Tue 17 Aug, 2004 01:48 pm
I'd build a big tall house with rooms by the dozen,
Right in the middle of the town.
A fine tin roof with real wooden floors below.
There would be one long staircase just going up,
And one even longer coming down,
And one more leading nowhere, just for show.
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smog
 
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Reply Tue 17 Aug, 2004 01:48 pm
(Oh no, dròm!!)
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Tue 17 Aug, 2004 01:55 pm
(I know)

There have been strange happenings over the last few days. Various freaks from my past seem to have conglomerated into one big über-group; there are now:

1) the twits who like to pretend that they're rampant, eighteenth-century lesbians.

2) the weirdo who wants some sort of ménàge-à-trois with the lesbians (although he's left his wife for a woman who turned him down, so he went off with a lesbian already) and his girlfriend, who want to help with peeling around my innards.

3) the obsessive 'double-team' who follow me on these sites and add people with whom I interact into twisted conversations, to find out my location.

and the girl/boy/dancing cheetah who's writing attempts at pornography about my 'poetry-bashes.

Great. Anyway, now they know that I'm in Poland.
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Tue 17 Aug, 2004 01:57 pm
But I'd like tõ take you back to the simpler life. The simple joys of living. Love.

This is to all those Num Lock keys out there.

Lean on me
When you can't type
Acutes or graves
I'll help you spread the hype
For
It won't be long
Till you're gonna have
Ogoneks and macrons.


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smog
 
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Reply Tue 17 Aug, 2004 04:27 pm
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Wed 18 Aug, 2004 01:54 am
(They found from someone on this board; it's a long story: I'll explain it later)

'Rocking the town like a mouldy crouton.' Words whose wiseness is immeasurable.

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smog
 
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Reply Wed 18 Aug, 2004 03:29 am
(You're full of long stories! Wink)

"Gag me with a spoon." Someday soon, I will see to it that '80s slang rises again.
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Wed 18 Aug, 2004 03:34 am
Very Happy!!

Yes, Cymbeline is better than anything. If you disagree, we'll send the C-men.
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smog
 
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Reply Wed 18 Aug, 2004 03:37 am
My brain isn't working well right now; I did way too much thinking tonight. I'm having trouble coming up with things to add to the various other word games. This one seems to be the only one that I can still do.
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Wed 18 Aug, 2004 03:48 am
Too much thinking? Is there such a thing?

Well, my right arm is killing, so I'll stay around here instead of going all about the place...

Vinî 'campa romanaç:'

Rouha, rosâ, blanha.


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drom et reve
 
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Reply Wed 18 Aug, 2004 05:49 am
The freak strikes again Sad. This girl hates me because I told an anecdote that didn't involve her and her marvellous lover. This was from the person who thought that they were marvellous two months ago and wanted a dedication... she sees people as pawns, either to be hoarded on her side despite not giving a damn about them, or to be obliterated.

'you know the neighbours? perhaps you met them while masdquerading as a korean goat herder while passing through moscow? No? Then maybe they were classmates when you studied under that great master of escape, Houdini?

whatever is was, however you know them i'm ever so certain we're about to be told in a twenty page epic with more vocabulary than an oxford dictionary and will be about as readable as a cereal packet.'

She thinks that everything revolves around her eighteenth-century whore fantasy:

'If i were in a pedantic mood, i'd pick out some things. That this is the wrong period for the saxaphone. That freshly squeezed orange juice (or quite honestly, oranges themselves being expensive) is a rarity in anywhere but a sodding orange farm.

If i were polite, i'd point out that most of that was rather confusing, and perhaps a little dry.

Although I'm not polite this evening, so i'll say what im thinking. You've time and limitless bullshit to reply to a thread such as this, which is an ongoing testimony to the fact you can spell. And yet you cant find the time nor the inclination to reply to the numerous calls ive made to you to tell me why you're so avoidan with me. I refuse to do this on msn, as you ignore it even there, so hey i'll do it here. Its got to be more interesting than the 'high class' grammar that pours from you.'

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drom et reve
 
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Reply Wed 18 Aug, 2004 05:55 am
Crying or Very sad that rant was about this thread:

http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=30760

She wants to marry for money and she just tramples over people when they don't agree with her policies. And to think that I gave her every attention and help for three years Crying or Very sad.


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cavfancier
 
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Reply Wed 18 Aug, 2004 06:25 am
Oy vey!
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Wed 18 Aug, 2004 06:52 am
Ah... I am cooking up a way to show that I am no one to be trampled upon... luckily, there are at least fifty people ready online who have been either duped or maltreated by her...

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cavfancier
 
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Reply Wed 18 Aug, 2004 06:54 am
The plot sickens...
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Wed 18 Aug, 2004 08:40 am
I'll example you with thievery:
The sun's a thief, and with his great attraction
Robs the vast sea; the moon's an arrant thief,
And her pale fire she snatches from the sun;
The sea's a thief, whose liquid surge resolves
The moon into salt tears; the earth's a thief,
That feeds and breeds by a composture stolen
From general excrement: each thing's a thief.


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cavfancier
 
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Reply Wed 18 Aug, 2004 09:42 am
"Guards! Come quickly, thieves are afoot!"

"Well, actually guvner, it appears they have two foots, and are using them to quickly run from the scene of the croim."

"Yes you idiots, go catch them already! Earn your shillings!"
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Wed 18 Aug, 2004 10:54 am
http://images.encarta.msn.com/xrefmedia/sharemed/targets/images/pho/t040/T040466A.jpg
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drom et reve
 
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Reply Wed 18 Aug, 2004 11:10 am
Laughing

Comprehension test to see those worthy of living:

Tovább késik a Google Internetcég tőzsdei bevezetése, miután a részvények árusításához szükséges engedélyek késnek.
Az egyik legnépszerűbb Internetes keresőprogramot működtető cég 3,3 milliárd dollár értékű részvénykibocsátása és ezzel kilépése a tőzsdére már napok óta esedékes, ám késik a tőzsdét felügyelő hatóság jóváhagyása.

A Google hétfőn közölte, hogy a felügyelő hatóság nem hivatalos vizsgálatot indított, mert a cég nem regisztrálta megfelelően a saját dolgozóinak juttatott részvényeket.

23 millió részvényről és 5,6 millió részvény elővásárlási jogról van szó, melyekhez valószínűleg az amerikai részvénypiaci szabályok megsértésével juthattak a dolgozók.

Lehet, hogy ezért megbírságolják, azt azonban nem tudni, emiatt késlekedik-e a tőzsdei bevezetés végső engedélyezése.




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cavfancier
 
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Reply Wed 18 Aug, 2004 11:15 am
I had no idea that 'Google' was a Polish word.
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