Enjoyment Tip: Do not use if inner foil is broken or torn.
What kind of jackasses have to warn people about opening pop bottles? I'm talking about Marks and Spencers' orange soda. Yes, it's delicious. But it should be named and shamed.
It says-- 'take care when opening. Do not squirt towards animals or valuables. Unscrew cap.'
What are we: morons?
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if you were to read the list of ingredients, you would realize how dangerous opening it could be to your health!
impact on the temporal lobe can be of considerable consequence.
(I did; 'carbonated water, orange juice, colouring.')
I sure will give you your cabbage-shaped children...
"Those who shun the whimsy of things will experience rigor mortis before death."
(Hey, Smog! Have you been away the last few days, or just able to sleep more?)
(Not sleeping more, by any means. Just being slgithly more active with my daytime and TV-oriented with my nighttime.)
It took me a few minutes to pull out my phone's broken antenna. I should really get a new phone; I'm sick of this one breaking.
I met this girl online, by chance, whom I hadn't heard of for about five months. She was obsessed with someone called 'Shadow Joker' who took himself far too seriously, had a crummy internet-boyfriend who thought that it wasn't cheating if he didn't go all the way with girls he met, and, for some reason, I listened to it all, until 4. 30 am.
"I miss talking to you, but you never draw me out. So cast off the ego scars, and let's go hit the bars."
(Reading, gaming, cleaning up my life. For me, by the way, television is always good.)
(Everything on television? What have you been reading?)
Our boat, a needle in the Vast electric
In some wild, dawn-misted trance,
Sped and thread through tired, engulfing blue,
Whilst waves wove deep silence.
Rising and crackling like harsh static;
Guillesly prancing to old Loss's tune.
(Most things on TV. Reading "Still Life with Woodpecker" by Tom Robbins currently. Lovely novel.)
Why is it that every trash can I call my own always smells the same? There are many differences--I don't vomit in every garbage receptacle I use, sometimes I recycle aluminum cans while other times I don't, and my candy consumption varies. Yet, the smell is constant. Curious, no?
Bringing this thread (it's my favorite on the whole site) back up to the top to insist that anyone who reads this post purchases the album "Hang on Mike" by the Candy Butchers. You will not regret it. And if you do regret it, you are a sad, sad person.
What's this? what's this? is this her fault or mine?
The tempter, or the tempted, who sins most?
Ha!
Not she, nor doth she tempt; but it is I
That, lying by the violet in the sun,
Do as the carrion does, not as the flower,
Corrupt with virtuous season. Can it be
That modesty may more betray our sense
Than woman's lightness? Having wasteground enough,
Shall we desire to raze the sanctuary
And pitch our evils there? O fie, fie, fie!
What dost thou? or what are thou, Angelo?
Dost thou desire her foully for those things
That make her good? O, let her brother live:
Thieves for their robbery have authority
When judges steal themselves. What, do I love her,
That I desire to hear her speak again,
And feast upon her eyes? what is't I dream on?
O cunning enemy that, to catch a saint,
With saints dost bait thy hook: most dangerous
Is that temptation that doth goad us on
To sin in loving virtue. Never could the strumpet
With all her double vigor, art and nature,
Once stir my temper; but this virtuous maid
Subdues me quite. Ever till now,
When men were fond, I smiled and wondered how.
"They finally hooked up for the first time
The night before the 4th of July
He felt so awkward saying goodbye
To the girl who just changed his life
"Now my friend, they are inseparable
She even gets that boy to go to the gym
Now, if you don't think that's love you must be cynical
Or maybe man, you're just dreaming in French"
-from "What to Do with Michael" by the Candy Butchers (get the CD now!!!!!)
