This tune is dedicated to patiodog, and no, I didn't write it, it was Red Peters:
Oggie, The Doggie Bag Slicer
(Stevens/Grenga)
Pet Neutering Society Public Service Spot
Here comes Oggie, The Doggie Bag Slicer!
Hey you dogs
you better scram
he'll have your balls in the palm of his hand
He's Oggie, The Doggie Bag Slicer
he's a vet and he couldn't be nicer
Hey you mutts
just say no thanks
before you know it you'll be shooting blanks
He's Oggie, The Doggie Bag Slicer
well it's like sticking your nuts in a dicer.
Red-(screaming) Here he comes!!!
Dogs- (barking, yelping and howling) Argh-h-h!!!
(as easy to find as "east-german playwright provocative")
I like to eat, I like to eat, I like to eat eat eat apples and bananas...
Suspiro, entre sus manos poderosas.
The earth is a different planet from other planets.
Do the hippy hippy shake!
Do not go gentle into that good day,
Because my love is come to me;
Beyond us, irritations heal,
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of may.
I can taste the tin of the sky-- the real tin thing.
Soft paws scrape like mad. But their tiny din
Means nothing; as I shape the sky above,
I know what will survive of us is love.
Gritty parsley is pretty ghastly
I am the Queen of the Potatoes, and I rule the mushroom fields. It's a tough day job.
To boldly go where no one has gone before!
shoes are bothersome thi-ings
you can never tell whether they're yellow or gre-een!
He knows what you did, with the picnic basket and that squirrel called Pinky Plocks.
I was singing that actually, jus' a little while ago ... Musta made it up. Just welled up and there it was, and there I was singing. <frowns>
(I thought that it was cool.)
McGentrix, Brainstorm, and John Candy: the Illustrious triangle of Vince McMahon's Mortal Enemies.
! That is inspired, Nimh. I don't know why I'm laughing, but I am, and like hell. You should write an abstract comedy show. 