When ACORN brings its literally unwashed and toothless masses to your neighborhood to protest your bank's policies, THAT is a threat.
have you seen what they did
what they did to the family farm
have you seen what they did
what they did to the department store
bosses shouting loud
machinery on the floor
tractors running wild
policemen door to door
I feel that way about half the people I work with. Ughhh... Mission, vision, new strategy, speed with rigor. Regurgitating company propaganda and passing it off as real, productive action.
you should use this for next year's xmas card. everybody loves a moorhen.
The Grace E-bike has a CNC-aluminum frame, is built with eurofighter and Formula One parts, and features a 1300 watt lithium ion-powered motor. It only goes between 18 and 31 miles on a one hour charge, but makes up for it with a top speed of 40 mph.
I work for the UN we did a study on media time affected the last election.
Last election was the least of any as a %.
You had on a black dress and cowboy boots, and you like Guided By Voices. ... I'm giving a C+ for lyrics, but dude can play guitar. ..... From the Department of Great Day in the Morning: Remember when you were all like, "Man, I'd _____ a _____ if I could .... Do you know where you're going to be tonight? Do you? ...
Evan Baxter: The White House reception committee greeted the Prime Ribroast Minister and... I do the cha-cha like a sissy girl. I lik-a do da cha-cha. I'm sorry we seem to be having some technical difficulties. In other news
[breaks wind]
Evan Baxter: Ohhhh. My apologies. Bulla blah, bulla blabity bulla bla
[rapid unitelligible gibberish]
Evan Baxter: Blabity blab bulla blah
[explosive gibberish]
Evan Baxter: [continues for 35 seconds]
[vaguely Chinese]
Evan Baxter: Kaa kaa poo poo. PEE PEE
[nervous laugh]
That's what I've been saying. I live in this backwards state. McCain is a tool, but this guy is worse. McCain has endless funds to campaign with, so I doubt JD will get too far. But...it also means that we won't get a Democrat in the Senate. Got my county Democrat newsletter today and it looks like they may be backing Rodney Glassman. The more I read about him, the better he sounds. Doesn't have a friggin chance, though.
But, hey, if y'all got time, look him up and give him some love. And, by love I mean money. And, by money I mean $20. The non-birther, anti-teabagger people of Arizona thank you. And, by non-birther, anti-teabagger people of Arizona I mean me.
http://www.rodneyglassman.com/
A few weeks ago the Netherlands was hit with a cold snap. All around the country, water turned to ice and the Dutch turned into Olympic Class skaters....or did they....
It appears that when the water turned to ice, something in the Cloggies also changed. No where in Holland was a patch of ice safe, as within minutes Cloggies wearing ice skates and chanting "I'm Dutch, I can skate, it's in my blood!" invaded the ice. It didn't matter that most of these skates hadn't seen the light of day in years or that the Cloggies themselves had forgotten how to use them (or had never used them before) but suddenly every Cloggie was an unleashed Cloggie skating champion.
This unharnessed enthusiasm has however caused a few mishaps, primarily in the realm of money. It is estimated that this sudden Dutch skating invasion has cost the Netherlands an estimated 82 million Euros! The Cloggies themselves didn't fare much better with 1 in 4 Cloggies (around 13,000 Cloggies!) requiring hospital treatment of some type.
And what were the top injuries? Nineteen percent of the Cloggies sustained a knee injury, ten percent a wrist injury, four percent a hip injury and three percent a head injury.
It wasn't all doom and gloom however, as according to the research organization TNO, some Cloggies did bring along some safety protection, although their choices do leave many a bit concerned. According to TNO almost everybody brought along a mobile phone (but for the 3% of skaters that went through the ice or the 4% who had to try and call with a wrist injury - that didn't help much!), 2% had a helmet, 14% knee shields and a whole 29% brought along an ice pick. Yes thats correct....an ice pick....who knows how many injuries were caused due to falling on the ice pick or for ice related fights where the ice pick became a weapon...but indeed an ice pick was the second favourite in protection gear.
Luckily as the ice has melted, the ice skates have now been put away (and hopefully those ice picks too!) until the next cold snap.
Happy skating...
Well, it's not my fault that Brucie got the Black Cats job while I was up north, now is it? Look, I only called him to congratulate him on his new post, see if he wanted to meet up for eighteen holes and a mojito since I was up there, naturally. Totally harmless. So when he answers, of course he's in Honduras scouting, only he says he's stuck on account of some military haiku, or something? Didn't understand it then, still really don't. So anyway, we got to talking, and eventually we got around to Bitchiano leaving and he mentioned that he had had a winger at Wigan that looked like the lovechild of Ronaldo and Nani, but wasn't Portuguese and thus wasn't a whiny dive turkey. So I obviously had myself a gander, and he looked innocuous enough, so Bam! 16 mil, out the door. Seeing no problem with that, hoss.
