The Most Versatile English Word

Subject: The Most Versatile English Word



The Most Versatile English Word
Well, it's ****...that's right, ****!
**** may just be the most Versatile
word in the English language.



Consider:
You can get ****-faced,
Be **** out of luck,
or have **** for brains.


With a little effort,
Find a place for your ****, Or
be asked to **** or get off the pot.


You can smoke ****,
buy ****,
sell ****,
lose ****,
forget ****,
and tell others to eat ****.


Some people know their ****, while
others can't tell the difference
between **** and Shineola.


There are lucky shits,
dumb shits,
crazy shits,
There is bull ****,
horse **** and
chicken ****.


You can throw ****,
sling ****,
catch ****,
shoot the ****,
or duck when the **** hits the fan.


You can give a **** or
serve **** on a shingle.


You can find yourself in deep ****
or be happier than a pig in ****.


Some days are colder than ****,
some days are hotter than ****,
and some days are just plain shitty.


Some music sounds like ****,
things can look like ****,
and there are times when you feel like ****.

You can have too much ****,
not enough ****,
the right ****,
the wrong **** or
a lot of weird ****.


You can carry ****, have a mountain of ****, or find yourself up a **** Creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to **** and other times you fall in a bucket of **** and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language.

And remember, once you know your ****, you don't need to know anything else!



You could pass this along, if you give a ****. Or not do so, If you don't give a ****!


Well, ****, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to
know that I do Give A **** and hope you had a nice day, without a
bunch of ****. But if you happened to catch a load of **** from
some **** head........Well, **** happens!


**Live for today cause tomorrow may never come. **