Do you mind if we draw a chalk outline around you?

Your crackpot style is somewhat reminiscent of olden days A2k banana old boy.

I almost feel that you've been here in another life.

I was on Answerbag for years, that style seems much more popular there. Is this group too full of themselves to enjoy a little lighthearted poking now and then?

Yes, we are. So be careful where you poke. Your shoes might get messy.

You would have fitted in very well several years ago, when you would almost be guaranteed a good laugh on whatever hot topic thread was whizzing along at the time, on most days of the week.
A2k, back in the day, was really quite addictive.

I was having a dream last night where I stepped in dog poop. It actually became an important factor later on in the dream.

too true

a little extra stuffing has been added with age

there are still a few hidden digression threads but you've got to know where to find them and be in the mood for them

Don't tell me you were sleepwalking, then tried to get back in to bed with your shoes on.

I bet Wally was happy.

Wait a minute. It was cow poop.

Definately a cow.

I remember because I (in that later part of the dream) had to pick some of it up to throw away, and I was thinking "I'm sure glad this isn't dog ****"

Wally's in Illnois, and he's freezing his nuts off.

Is he near Chicago? Maybe Joe from Chicago could Hurrr on them to thaw them out.


Worth an ask.

i was immediately reminded of these lines from the TMBG song "Someone Keeps Moving My Chair"

"Would you mind if we balance this glass of milk
Where your visiting friend accidentally was killed?
Would it be okay with you if we wrote a reminder
Of things we'll forget to do today otherwise,
Using a green Magic Marker, if it's alright
On the back of your head?"