How many A2Kers pick up prostitutes on a regular basis?

I was feeling a little frisky this morning, so I called Matilda. Her message informed me that she's at a quilting convention in Toledo. I then called Gertrude, but she's got the swine flu and will be out of commission for some time. Priscilla is nine months along and I didn't feel like doing the balancing act.

I was desperate. What to do?

And then it occurred to me... prostitutes!

I jumped into my pickup and headed into town. I cruised around for a bit and then spotted three of them on the corner of Elm and 12th. I pulled up and stopped my truck, eyeing them eagerly.

They approached and asked me if I was "looking for a date" I assured them I was, the price was extremely reasonable, and I decided to take the package deal -- three for the price of two.



I am well-sated now and back at home, smoking cigarettes like they're going out of style.

So, any other A2Kers pick up prostitutes in a pinch?

Please.... share your stories