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Sat 4 Jan, 2003 09:52 am
Seven Lemons
Upon entering the confessional, the young woman told the priest "Last night
my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me - seven times."
The priest thought long and hard, and then said, "Take seven lemons and
squeeze them into a glass, then drink it."
The young woman asked, "Will this cleanse me of my sins?"
The priest said, "No, but it will wipe the smile off your face."
We have a lemon tree with a lot of fruit on it, so anybody going to confession is free to our fruit - before you go.
c.i.