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THAT'S AMORE ! (CUTE)

 
 
Misti26
 
Reply Sat 4 Jan, 2003 09:46 am
SMILE....


When the moon hits your eye

Like a big pizza pie

That's amore.


When an eel bites your hand

And that's not what you planned

That's a moray.


When our habits are strange

And our customs deranged

That's our mores.


When your horse munches straw

And the bales total four

That's some more hay.


When a Japanese knight

Waves his sword in a fight

That's Samurai.


When Othello's poor wife

She gets strangled in strife

That's a Moor, eh?


When your sheep go to graze

In a damp marshy place,

That's a moor, eh?


When your boat comes home fine

And you tied up her line

That's a moor, eh?


When you ace your last test

Like you did all the rest

That's some more A's!


When on Mt. Cook you see

A tall aborigine,

That's a Maori.


A comedian ham

With the name Amsterdam

That's a Morey.


When your chocolate graham

Is so full and so crammed

That's a s'more.


When you've had quite enough

Of this dumb rhyming stuff

That's No more! eh?
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Reply Thu 9 Jan, 2003 08:49 pm
Laughing
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