@Ragman,
First Place
"You don't need English on every shot."
Submitted by Nate Suri, Westfield, N.J.
Second Place
"I've never been snookered so properly before."
Submitted by Brian Wilkerson, Georgetown, Ky.
Third Place
"Solids or pinstripes?"
Submitted by Brent Baker, Highland Park, N.J.