"Has anyone here ever had sex with an ostrich? I almost did."
oh lord forgive me
Don't parrot tweets you turkey! Only a chicken would fly in the face of the hawks and doves. It's ducks and drakes; what's good for the goose is good for the gander you old buzzard. Shake a tail feather or you'll have deep egrets you boobie.
Well picture it! I yell, 'Unleash the dogs of war!' And they fall over laughing?
Ohhhhhhh .... "burning York!" I thought you said "bring a Yorkie!"
