Caption The Cartoon Part Deux

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@DrewDad,

http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/daily-cartoon_150815_Migration-600.jpg

"No, but if you hum a few bars, I'll wing it."

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@DrewDad,

"Has anyone here ever had sex with an ostrich? I almost did."

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@DrewDad,

That rings a memory bell!

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I disagree with those who say your platform is for the birds. We don't like it either.

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oh lord forgive me

Don't parrot tweets you turkey! Only a chicken would fly in the face of the hawks and doves. It's ducks and drakes; what's good for the goose is good for the gander you old buzzard. Shake a tail feather or you'll have deep egrets you boobie.

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@hingehead,

A fowl caption, for sure.

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@hingehead,

Shake a Tail Feather brings back a couple of memories.

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http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/150824_contest-690.jpg

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@panzade,

We are not in Paris, Helton.

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Direwolf, my ass!

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No, we won't be pillaging the Galleria next.

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Where can we buy Bernie a face?

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You should have thought about doggie doo bags before we left home.

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Where does your guidance counsellor live?

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@hingehead,

If you don't keep that yapper quiet I'll eat him tonight.

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Quote:

I really hate the dog days of August.

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@parados,

I see, you brought a lunch box from home

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@CalamityJane,

OOOHHHH Sick puppy

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I'm not wearing any leggings.

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@hingehead,

Because it''ll look silly if we cry "Havoc" as we let loose that dog of of war!

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