George
 
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Reply Mon 1 Jun, 2015 11:54 am
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Oh sure, it's all about you.
parados
 
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Reply Mon 1 Jun, 2015 02:01 pm
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Every time I rearrange the furniture, you complain.
izzythepush
 
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Reply Mon 1 Jun, 2015 02:04 pm
@parados,

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'I have owl hands.'
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parados
 
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Reply Mon 1 Jun, 2015 02:05 pm
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I told you to shower before coming to bed.
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hingehead
 
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Reply Mon 1 Jun, 2015 03:50 pm
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You're a little old to be a bed-wetter.
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hingehead
 
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Reply Mon 1 Jun, 2015 03:51 pm
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You're sleeping on the wet spot.
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hingehead
 
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Reply Mon 1 Jun, 2015 06:25 pm
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I told you not to kibitz the roofer.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 1 Jun, 2015 06:44 pm
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It was a dark and stormy night.
CalamityJane
 
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Reply Mon 1 Jun, 2015 08:36 pm
@edgarblythe,

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Smoking in a non-smoking hotel room will do that to you
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Ragman
 
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Reply Mon 1 Jun, 2015 08:37 pm
@George,

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"I guess it's my dry humor!"
Butrflynet
 
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Reply Mon 1 Jun, 2015 10:08 pm
@Ragman,
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"Stop being such a wet blanket, Fred!"

Butrflynet
 
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Reply Mon 1 Jun, 2015 10:20 pm
@Butrflynet,
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:::Singing::: "You and me underneath a roof of tin
Pretty comfy feeling, how the rain ain't leaking in
We can sit and dry just as long as it can pour
'Cause the way it makes you look
Makes me hope it rains some more."



CalamityJane
 
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Reply Mon 1 Jun, 2015 10:49 pm
@Butrflynet,

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Ohmygosh, this witchcraft book is working
hingehead
 
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Reply Tue 2 Jun, 2015 12:22 am
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If you had any joi de vie at all, Gene, you'd be singing and dancing.
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firefly
 
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Reply Wed 3 Jun, 2015 01:34 pm
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You and your bargain motel rooms.
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parados
 
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Reply Wed 3 Jun, 2015 01:54 pm
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You were right, this hotel you reserved on the cloud does have a silver lining.
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panzade
 
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Reply Wed 3 Jun, 2015 02:31 pm
winners...alas George's entry didn't win place or show. It was way better than third place:
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First Place
"Legally, we're a farm."

Second Place
"Let's see how sustainable his job is."

Third Place
"The third quarter is going to be delicious."
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hingehead
 
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Reply Wed 3 Jun, 2015 02:52 pm
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It's a book George, I can't do a TripAdvisor review on it.
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firefly
 
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Reply Wed 3 Jun, 2015 08:14 pm
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Now do you see why that roofer gave you a half price special?
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 3 Jun, 2015 08:16 pm
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You made your bed, Alvin. Lie in it now.
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