Caption The Cartoon Part Deux

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@coluber2001,

https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/67943764d75e99e97fff0457/master/pass/250203_a28907_931.png

...and I said "I'll beat you until your whites peak!"

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@hingehead,

hingehead wrote:

...and I said "It's the Captain's mess. Let him clean it up!"

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@edgarblythe,

No, it's rarely used for punishment.

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@coluber2001,

coluber2001 wrote:

After I clean out the ear wax with it I swap it out with the hook.

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@coluber2001,

coluber2001 wrote:

Captain Cook

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@izzythepush,

Best yet!

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@roger,

Thanks, I was surprised nobody else had gone for it.

I was in Whitby just over a year ago so that might have something to do with it.

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@izzythepush,

I like it all right. I just don't know what to do with it.

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@coluber2001,

Always choose the batter of two weevils, with hook and dook taken, it was this or fook else.

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Frankly, going blind is the least of my concerns.

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Now my latte always has a decent crema.

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@hingehead,

hingehead wrote:

My wife expects me to do the cooking.

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https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/679d3af5869ac5e8eb811146/master/pass/250210_a25446_932.png

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@coluber2001,

Don't look now but that try-hard is attempting stripes again.

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@coluber2001,

You voted for him.

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@hingehead,

Watch out! There's an insurance salesman lurking back there.

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@coluber2001,

"Did I ever tell you about the time I was chased by a masturbating tramp?"

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@izzythepush,

izzythepush wrote:

"You look succulent and fat"

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@coluber2001,

“What’s my lion?”

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@Ragman,

Relax, he's lion down

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