steve reid
 
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Reply Wed 15 Jan, 2025 02:03 am
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/6781925a241491627bfb84dc/master/pass/250120_a60350_929.png
There was a time we agreed with each other

The cartoon minded me of Dave Allens hilarious sketch
"Teaching Your Kid Time"
Sketch starts at the 30 seconds mark

coluber2001
 
  1  
Reply Wed 15 Jan, 2025 04:32 pm
@steve reid,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/6781925a241491627bfb84dc/master/pass/250120_a60350_929.png
She's so square. I mean, what is this obsession with time?
edgarblythe
 
  2  
Reply Wed 15 Jan, 2025 09:55 pm
@coluber2001,

https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/6781925a241491627bfb84dc/master/pass/250120_a60350_929.png
Her constant tick-tick-tick drives my ticktock-ticktock-ticktock mad,
coluber2001
 
  2  
Reply Thu 16 Jan, 2025 11:05 am
@edgarblythe,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/6781925a241491627bfb84dc/master/pass/250120_a60350_929.png
She's square, and I'm round. She's fast, and I'm slow.
coluber2001
 
  1  
Reply Fri 17 Jan, 2025 12:30 pm
@coluber2001,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/6781925a241491627bfb84dc/master/pass/250120_a60350_929.png
She insists that I keep up with the times.
coluber2001
 
  1  
Reply Fri 17 Jan, 2025 12:34 pm
@coluber2001,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/6781925a241491627bfb84dc/master/pass/250120_a60350_929.png
We just can't get synchronized.
coluber2001
 
  2  
Reply Fri 17 Jan, 2025 07:14 pm
@coluber2001,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/6781925a241491627bfb84dc/master/pass/250120_a60350_929.png
I heard that time flies, but I can't get off the ground no matter how hard I flap my arms.

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hingehead
 
  4  
Reply Fri 17 Jan, 2025 08:12 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/6781925a241491627bfb84dc/master/pass/250120_a60350_929.png
She puts the 'mean' into Greenwich Mean Time.
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Ragman
 
  2  
Reply Sat 18 Jan, 2025 04:22 pm
@coluber2001,

https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/6781925a241491627bfb84dc/master/pass/250120_a60350_929.png
She got me fired from neighborhood watch. We couldn’t agree on the time of day.
hingehead
 
  2  
Reply Sat 18 Jan, 2025 07:53 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/6781925a241491627bfb84dc/master/pass/250120_a60350_929.png

We agree maybe twice a day.
coluber2001
 
  2  
Reply Sun 19 Jan, 2025 02:49 am
@hingehead,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/6781925a241491627bfb84dc/master/pass/250120_a60350_929.png
I'm starting to question whether time is real. Do I even exist?
0 Replies
 
Ragman
 
  2  
Reply Sun 19 Jan, 2025 01:02 pm
@Ragman,

https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/6781925a241491627bfb84dc/master/pass/250120_a60350_929.png
”Im so insulted. She told me that I had the type of face that could stop a clock!
coluber2001
 
  1  
Reply Sun 19 Jan, 2025 01:42 pm
@Ragman,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/6781925a241491627bfb84dc/master/pass/250120_a60350_929.png
It's all about punctuality with her. Nothing else seems to matter.
coluber2001
 
  1  
Reply Sun 19 Jan, 2025 09:33 pm
@coluber2001,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/6781925a241491627bfb84dc/master/pass/250120_a60350_929.png
I'm broke, and her alarm won't stop nagging me.
0 Replies
 
hingehead
 
  2  
Reply Mon 20 Jan, 2025 02:34 am
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/6781925a241491627bfb84dc/master/pass/250120_a60350_929.png

I just clocked that running a little late is no cause for alarm.
steve reid
 
  1  
Reply Mon 20 Jan, 2025 03:39 am
@hingehead,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/6781925a241491627bfb84dc/master/pass/250120_a60350_929.png
When you sit with a nice girl for two hours it seems like two minutes, when you sit with my wife for two minutes it seems like two hours. That's relativity
edgarblythe
 
  3  
Reply Mon 20 Jan, 2025 08:18 am
@steve reid,

https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/6781925a241491627bfb84dc/master/pass/250120_a60350_929.png

[/quote]
Caught her giving a side eye to a clock with a cord. He blinked his red light at her.
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coluber2001
 
  1  
Reply Mon 20 Jan, 2025 12:38 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/678ac5fb75f6b81fd556722d/master/pass/250127_a28603_930.png
hingehead
 
  1  
Reply Mon 20 Jan, 2025 02:56 pm
@coluber2001,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/678ac5fb75f6b81fd556722d/master/pass/250127_a28603_930.png
Needs more cowbell.
0 Replies
 
hingehead
 
  2  
Reply Mon 20 Jan, 2025 02:58 pm
@coluber2001,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/678ac5fb75f6b81fd556722d/master/pass/250127_a28603_930.png
Maybe you should have done some research before signing up to do Herman Melville audiobooks
 

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