Caption The Cartoon Part Deux

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@jespah,

https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/6765cf04df838cfddf289511/master/pass/241230_a28227_927.png

All we need now is, three french hens, two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree

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@steve reid,

I can't help but feel pessimistic about these albatrosses, Jenkins.

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@coluber2001,

I'm sensing an impending hostile takeover by Audubon.

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@coluber2001,

Albatross uric acid will make your hair grow, Jenkins. Have you ever seen a bald sailor?

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@coluber2001,

Your wife went ballistic when I texted her you were preoccupied with four chicks in the office

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@steve reid,

Relax jenkins, this is an Albatross nesting sanctuary, and they'll be gone in 6 months.

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@coluber2001,

Short again on paper towels and napkins, sir.

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@edgarblythe,

Tuna, jenkins, get lots and lots of tuna. It's our only hope.

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@coluber2001,

An albatross on your head is better than one around your neck. Whatever you do, don't harm them.

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@coluber2001,

Papa oomau mau pappa umau mau. Albatross is the word, sir.

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@edgarblythe,

On the off chance that somebody didn't get it, here's the Surfing Bird-Bird is the Word.
https://youtu.be/9Gc4QTqslN4?si=SrcpXxVQ-FXRQP4m

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@coluber2001,

A typo I'm afraid Sir, so 100,000 investors expecting 4 bucks each received 4 ducks

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@steve reid,

This isn't Capistrano and they're not swallows, but they return every year.

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@edgarblythe,

edgarblythe wrote:

coluber2001 wrote:

Here's one for picking fruit after all the illegals have been deported.

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@edgarblythe,

Makes me sad, but great caption.

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@hingehead,

😎😎😎😎😎

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@edgarblythe,

edgarblythe wrote:

coluber2001 wrote:

I'm thinking, Bloody Mary.

That's another ouchie, but good.

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@jespah,

jespah wrote:

He's so bad, I'm about ready to start throwing lousy comedians at him.

That's a joyous response!!!!!!

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@coluber2001,

Just pretend they're not here, jenkins.
What are not here, sir?

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