@coluber2001,
He says that he’s from Annapolis! That’s where bad puns come from!
@steve reid,
Keep away! It's the apple of the day.
@edgarblythe,
Ha! It'll take more than an apple to keep us away.
You were warned to wear gloves when applying our H₂SO₄ hair remover.
That reminded me of a VERY old joke.
"The little freshman took a drink,
He will not drink no more.
For what he thought was H20,
Was H2SO4".
@bobsal u1553115,
No barter. We only take cash
@coluber2001,
Seriously, Doc, must I paint you a picture?
@jespah,
What are you doing with all my ink paintings, Dr Rorschach?