Caption The Cartoon Part Deux

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@coluber2001,

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Seagulls find me irresistible. I hate that.

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@tsarstepan,

I'd wager whoever said 'variety is the spice of life' hadn't tasted ketchup

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@coluber2001,

coluber2001 wrote:

What are you doing with that ketchup, you bastard?

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@edgarblythe,

Just squirt it directly on my hair.

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@coluber2001,

I'm probably the smartest potato in the world. Even my skull can't contain my brains.

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@coluber2001,

They used to call me “Mister” Potatohead. I had a wife, kids. Now IDGAF. Poor me another, and keep ‘em coming.

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@hingehead,

I need that transfusion. I'm feeling pale.

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@coluber2001,

Life is not all black and white. There's a little red too.

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I’m hitting the sauce because I wanna get fried.

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@coluber2001,

He was warned not to play the Bagpipes

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@steve reid,

I told him to tune his instrument.

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You’ve been warned. The clouds can’t withstand heavy metal bass lines.

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@coluber2001,

coluber2001 wrote:

Here's your "Sympathy For the Devil."

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@edgarblythe,

They'll be no Stravinsky played up here!

(Stravinsky once said that harpists spend 90% of their time tuning their instruments and the other 10% playing out of tune.)

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@coluber2001,

I told you that wasn't a load-bearing cloud.

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@coluber2001,

coluber2001 wrote:

They'll be no Stravinsky played up here!

(Stravinsky once said that harpists spend 90% of their time tuning their instruments and the other 10% playing out of tune.)

I could never tell whether they were in tune or not.

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@coluber2001,

Say goodbye to Niccolò Paganini, he's gone to fulfil his contractual agreement at the other venue

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@steve reid,

Dammit! That was supposed to be fixed.

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@coluber2001,

I think the new system of reverse rapturing needs to have its bugs fixed before we really roll it out.

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