I'll cut right to the chase, my dear. Several close friends have warned me that you are nothing but a black hole masquerading as a galaxy.
@coluber2001,
I know you’re used to the star treatment but the twinkle is gone from my eyes!
@Ragman,
Ragman wrote:
I know you’re used to the star treatment but the twinkle is gone from my eyes!
To paraphrase and simplify yours.
The twinkle is gone from your eyes!
@tsarstepan,
Shorter is often better but I wanted to include the start treatment phrase in there. Perhaps it’s overkill? Maybe it’s should be two different cartoons ?
@Ragman,
I'm captivated by your black hole.
@coluber2001,
You're a lot bigger than your picture.
Now you're even more distant!
What were your favorite Saturday cartoons?
I notice you haven't touched your drink, Sandy. Could that be because, oh, I don't know, YOU HAVE NO HANDS OR MOUTH? You and your Last-Chance-Dating-Service profile are bulllshyt!
@edgarblythe,
What do you do in your spare time?
@coluber2001,
Do you believe in aliens?