Glennn
 
  -2  
Reply Tue 19 Mar, 2024 02:10 pm
I'll cut right to the chase, my dear. Several close friends have warned me that you are nothing but a black hole masquerading as a galaxy.
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bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Thu 21 Mar, 2024 08:24 am
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/65f39b97a6f0c00b33abd55c/master/w_560,c_limit/240325_a27675_890.png

"Why do you super-nova every time I bring up your mother?"
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bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Thu 21 Mar, 2024 08:25 am
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/65f39b97a6f0c00b33abd55c/master/w_560,c_limit/240325_a27675_890.png

"This little "we are star dust" thing is getting beyond tiresome."
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steve reid
 
  1  
Reply Thu 21 Mar, 2024 08:37 am
@coluber2001,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/65f39b97a6f0c00b33abd55c/master/w_560,c_limit/240325_a27675_890.png
The last Galaxy I took out burst into flames
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edgarblythe
 
  2  
Reply Thu 21 Mar, 2024 12:34 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/65f39b97a6f0c00b33abd55c/master/w_560,c_limit/240325_a27675_890.png
Star Trek or StarWars?
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Thu 21 Mar, 2024 12:46 pm
@edgarblythe,
edgarblythe wrote:

https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/65f39b97a6f0c00b33abd55c/master/w_560,c_limit/240325_a27675_890.png
Star Trek or StarWars?

Simply brilliant! Send it in for an official submission!
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tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Thu 21 Mar, 2024 12:48 pm
@edgarblythe,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/65f39b97a6f0c00b33abd55c/master/w_560,c_limit/240325_a27675_890.png
You know I can't stop you if and when you're going to dine and ditch at 2.1 million km/hr.
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Ragman
 
  1  
Reply Thu 21 Mar, 2024 02:08 pm
@coluber2001,

https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/65f39b97a6f0c00b33abd55c/master/w_560,c_limit/240325_a27675_890.png
I know you’re used to the star treatment but the twinkle is gone from my eyes!
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Thu 21 Mar, 2024 02:14 pm
@Ragman,
Ragman wrote:


https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/65f39b97a6f0c00b33abd55c/master/w_560,c_limit/240325_a27675_890.png
I know you’re used to the star treatment but the twinkle is gone from my eyes!

To paraphrase and simplify yours.
The twinkle is gone from your eyes!
Ragman
 
  1  
Reply Thu 21 Mar, 2024 03:05 pm
@tsarstepan,
Shorter is often better but I wanted to include the start treatment phrase in there. Perhaps it’s overkill? Maybe it’s should be two different cartoons ?
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coluber2001
 
  1  
Reply Thu 21 Mar, 2024 03:25 pm
@Ragman,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/65f39b97a6f0c00b33abd55c/master/w_560,c_limit/240325_a27675_890.png
I'm captivated by your black hole.
coluber2001
 
  4  
Reply Thu 21 Mar, 2024 03:56 pm
@coluber2001,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/65f39b97a6f0c00b33abd55c/master/w_560,c_limit/240325_a27675_890.png
You're a lot bigger than your picture.
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Glennn
 
  1  
Reply Thu 21 Mar, 2024 04:17 pm
Now you're even more distant!
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jespah
 
  4  
Reply Thu 21 Mar, 2024 04:26 pm
@coluber2001,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/65f39b97a6f0c00b33abd55c/master/w_560,c_limit/240325_a27675_890.png
I'm not being judgmental. I just want to know if I got humans from you.
Ragman
 
  3  
Reply Thu 21 Mar, 2024 08:29 pm
@jespah,
Clever!
jespah
 
  1  
Reply Fri 22 Mar, 2024 05:43 am
@Ragman,
Aw, thank you.
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edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Fri 22 Mar, 2024 09:13 am
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/65f39b97a6f0c00b33abd55c/master/w_560,c_limit/240325_a27675_890.png
What were your favorite Saturday cartoons?
Glennn
 
  0  
Reply Fri 22 Mar, 2024 09:54 am
I notice you haven't touched your drink, Sandy. Could that be because, oh, I don't know, YOU HAVE NO HANDS OR MOUTH? You and your Last-Chance-Dating-Service profile are bulllshyt!
0 Replies
 
coluber2001
 
  1  
Reply Fri 22 Mar, 2024 12:59 pm
@edgarblythe,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/65f39b97a6f0c00b33abd55c/master/w_560,c_limit/240325_a27675_890.png
What do you do in your spare time?
coluber2001
 
  1  
Reply Sat 23 Mar, 2024 12:43 pm
@coluber2001,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/65f39b97a6f0c00b33abd55c/master/w_560,c_limit/240325_a27675_890.png
Do you believe in aliens?
 

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