izzythepush
 
  1  
Reply Mon 21 Aug, 2023 01:43 am
@coluber2001,

https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/64df9e716fc77c5d2e5d34a1/master/w_560,c_limit/230828_a26462_863.jpg
"Splodgenessabounds"
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steve reid
 
  3  
Reply Mon 21 Aug, 2023 02:44 am
@coluber2001,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/64df9e716fc77c5d2e5d34a1/master/w_560,c_limit/230828_a26462_863.jpg

You've been charged with Brawling, Damage to property and Dangerous driving. You're no saint are you Mr Simon Templar
hingehead
 
  1  
Reply Mon 21 Aug, 2023 06:03 am
@coluber2001,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/64df9e716fc77c5d2e5d34a1/master/w_560,c_limit/230828_a26462_863.jpg
It's the writers' strike.
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bobsal u1553115
 
  2  
Reply Mon 21 Aug, 2023 07:19 am
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/64df9e716fc77c5d2e5d34a1/master/w_560,c_limit/230828_a26462_863.jpg

"And you're best AI can do?"
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bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Mon 21 Aug, 2023 07:21 am
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/64df9e716fc77c5d2e5d34a1/master/w_560,c_limit/230828_a26462_863.jpg

"I was hoping you could flesh your Curriculum Vitae out a bit."
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Ragman
 
  1  
Reply Mon 21 Aug, 2023 07:31 am
@steve reid,

https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/64df9e716fc77c5d2e5d34a1/master/w_560,c_limit/230828_a26462_863.jpg
We think you’ve been showing up at way too many crime scenes!
jespah
 
  1  
Reply Mon 21 Aug, 2023 11:23 am
@Ragman,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/64df9e716fc77c5d2e5d34a1/master/w_560,c_limit/230828_a26462_863.jpg
So, a million dollars per appearance to tout Ozempic* is a fair price, don't you agree? Just sign here.

*Ozempic (along with Wegovy, Mounjaro, and others) is a drug for weight loss.
coluber2001
 
  1  
Reply Mon 21 Aug, 2023 01:28 pm
@jespah,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/64df9e716fc77c5d2e5d34a1/master/w_560,c_limit/230828_a26462_863.jpg
We were wondering if you knew anything about an outbreak of missing coat hangers.
0 Replies
 
Ragman
 
  1  
Reply Mon 21 Aug, 2023 07:03 pm
@jespah,
Whew! It took a moment.
0 Replies
 
Ragman
 
  2  
Reply Tue 22 Aug, 2023 04:49 am
@coluber2001,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/64df9e716fc77c5d2e5d34a1/master/w_560,c_limit/230828_a26462_863.jpg
“Would you like to send a wire home to your folks saying that you’ve been accepted?”
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bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Tue 22 Aug, 2023 06:29 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/64df9e716fc77c5d2e5d34a1/master/w_560,c_limit/230828_a26462_863.jpg

"I like to think myself as a simple man, what you see is what I am."
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bobsal u1553115
 
  2  
Reply Tue 22 Aug, 2023 06:31 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/64df9e716fc77c5d2e5d34a1/master/w_560,c_limit/230828_a26462_863.jpg

"It says here you worked as a model for several projects: the men's restroom sign, and the handicap parking space icon."
0 Replies
 
Ragman
 
  2  
Reply Wed 23 Aug, 2023 03:20 pm
@Ragman,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/64df9e716fc77c5d2e5d34a1/master/w_560,c_limit/230828_a26462_863.jpg
“You say you had the role of playing Gumby on Broadway until they fleshed out the character some more?”
0 Replies
 
coluber2001
 
  1  
Reply Mon 28 Aug, 2023 11:56 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/64e8cf877176103453f8ce42/master/w_560,c_limit/230904_a27053_864.jpg
coluber2001
 
  1  
Reply Tue 29 Aug, 2023 12:01 am
@coluber2001,
coluber2001 wrote:

https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/64e8cf877176103453f8ce42/master/w_560,c_limit/230904_a27053_864.jpg

And the gazelle award for outrunning the most chickenshit lions is....
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steve reid
 
  1  
Reply Tue 29 Aug, 2023 09:43 am
@coluber2001,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/64e8cf877176103453f8ce42/master/w_560,c_limit/230904_a27053_864.jpg

It says 'Welcome to the Detroit Lions annual dinner'
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hingehead
 
  1  
Reply Tue 29 Aug, 2023 10:08 am
@coluber2001,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/64e8cf877176103453f8ce42/master/w_560,c_limit/230904_a27053_864.jpg
Break a leg.
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hingehead
 
  2  
Reply Tue 29 Aug, 2023 10:10 am
@coluber2001,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/64e8cf877176103453f8ce42/master/w_560,c_limit/230904_a27053_864.jpg
just imagine they’re all naked.
coluber2001
 
  1  
Reply Tue 29 Aug, 2023 05:37 pm
@hingehead,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/64e8cf877176103453f8ce42/master/w_560,c_limit/230904_a27053_864.jpg
And the Thompson award for slowest and dumbest lion goes to....
jespah
 
  2  
Reply Tue 29 Aug, 2023 06:02 pm
@coluber2001,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/64e8cf877176103453f8ce42/master/w_560,c_limit/230904_a27053_864.jpg
Look, I know he's got a big family, and they can be kind of intimidating, but you have got to go out there and tell everyone that you and Simba are in love.
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