"What the hell? Even I wouldn't have voted for Trump!"
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hingehead
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Tue 8 Nov, 2022 10:39 pm
I haven't changed at all, but now I'm considered centrist.
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bobsal u1553115
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Thu 10 Nov, 2022 06:28 am
"Haven't seen you since I had the Covid, I thought I was dying. Hell, I thought I was going extinct!"
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bobsal u1553115
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Thu 10 Nov, 2022 06:31 am
"Well, as long as we're opening up here, it does bother me a bit when you refer to me as "the old fossil" in front of the grad students."
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bobsal u1553115
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Thu 10 Nov, 2022 06:37 am
"I find that shortening my grip gives the little bit shorter arc I need when fighting off a wolf attack in tight quarters. Sometimes the 3# mashie is called for, so I'll just leave the 5# wedge in the bag."
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bobsal u1553115
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Thu 10 Nov, 2022 06:40 am
"I'm just glad the Republicans got us the right to open carry. That Wayne Robert LaPierre Jr at the NRA has to be one of us!"
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bobsal u1553115
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Thu 10 Nov, 2022 06:45 am
"If he had jostled me on the platform one more time, I'da hada gotten all Neanderthal with him!"
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bobsal u1553115
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Thu 10 Nov, 2022 07:09 am
"Now remember what I told you: these guys are meat eaters - show no fear, and I think we can pick up a few more points on the back end. We just don't want our guts hanging off their teeth!"
So cruel of you to assume that my Neanderthal-level speaking faculties forces me to always speak of myself in the third person.
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edgarblythe
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Thu 10 Nov, 2022 01:31 pm
I'd rather become extinct than be like you.
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bobsal u1553115
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Thu 10 Nov, 2022 02:02 pm
"Of course the 2003 vintage Lafitte is a rich wine with a silky-sweet blend of currant, tobacco, and iodine flavors and complex aromas, I prefer the unexpected hints in the more earthy Mouton - paired with all types of classic meat dishes, veal, pork, beef, lamb, duck, game, roast chicken, roasted, braised, and grilled dishes."
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bobsal u1553115
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Thu 10 Nov, 2022 02:10 pm
"Alright, but keep it down for Pete's sake, I am Burl Ives. I faked my death because if I heard one more crack quote about that damn Christmas special, I was going to go postal."
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bobsal u1553115
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Thu 10 Nov, 2022 02:13 pm
"Can you believe it, I have to shave twice a day? I only have to have a manicure once or twice a week."
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bobsal u1553115
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Thu 10 Nov, 2022 02:21 pm
"Yeah, well, I'm the guy who clubbed that alligator and skinned him and sewed that briefcase together with a cactus thorn and mountain goat sinew. You pay me the $450 bucks you owe for it, or my new leather ski-mask will look strangely like you."
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bobsal u1553115
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Thu 10 Nov, 2022 02:27 pm
"You wouldn't know it, but I was once as young and as fresh and eager as you ...
Excuse Me Sir, Do You Have a Moment to Talk About Jesus Christ?
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edgarblythe
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Fri 11 Nov, 2022 07:30 am
I still believe in capitalism. As long as I have my club and there are rats to eat I hold on to the hope I may pull myself up by my bootstraps and become the world's first quadtrillionair.
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bobsal u1553115
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Fri 11 Nov, 2022 07:47 am
"So I finally decided that sitting in the cave brooding over the past glory of Pliocene Age was getting me nowhere. I'm just now starting to put myself out there."
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bobsal u1553115
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Fri 11 Nov, 2022 07:56 am
"After Wilma passed on and Pebbles moved to Cap d'Or, and old Rockhead's son closed the quarry, I moved to Manhattan and got a small co-op. I hear Barney and Betty are still living in Bedrock, though I hear Barney is a bit of a lush these days."
