"My uncle, ha ha, he ate too many voles, ha ha , got right bunged up, had to get it sorted, and the vet gave him a bottle of......I'm sorry I can't keep it up, Ha ha ha screech...."
He is, in fact, a founding member of the Hairclub for Raptors.
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Mon 26 Sep, 2022 07:37 pm
"That's his 'Super Man', wait till he pulls out his 'Clark Kent!"
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Mon 26 Sep, 2022 07:39 pm
"Says he's doing a walking tour of the district, says he's running for Congress."
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Mon 26 Sep, 2022 07:46 pm
"Word is, his breast is half silicone with feather plug implants."
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Mon 26 Sep, 2022 07:50 pm
"So I sez, 'but we all d'cided to keep our heads shaved', 'n he sez 'but that was a senior year thing, we're all 45 now, I just want to try something new!' The guy's nuts."
"And then the Romulan King, Ufus ate the bad little earth girl and lived happily ever after. And the moral of the story is: don't go around putting a superior civilzation's business on the street. A word to the wise, eh?"
