You folks have been burning up the pages for the last 4 or 5 pages, Congrats.
@glitterbag,
glitterbag wrote:
edgarblythe wrote:
I went to visit our Neanderthal neighbors. Would you believe they've gone extinct?
You deserve a cash award for this one!!!!!
Sometimes they work. Sometimes they don't.
My blowhole wants to blow champaigne.
You smell like sun roasted salmon, dear.
I told you. Swim around for a while with a two-dollar fake dorsal fin on your back and you have the beach to yourself.
@hingehead,
My wife makes me go to the bathroom outside.
@jespah,
My wife gets mad when sniff her butt in public.
@coluber2001,
My kids think I'm old-fashioned because I wear clothes.
My human bought me a toy that won't let me remove the squeaker.
I'm vegetarian. How do I quit dreaming about meat?
@edgarblythe,
My wife hates doing it human style.
@Ragman,
It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there.
I've lost the will to bark.
I've got puppies all over the neighborhood. The wife wants me to be neutered. Where am I wrong in this?
