coluber2001
 
  1  
Reply Mon 28 Feb, 2022 12:38 am
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/6219143184c6d8b27d9cb4fa/master/w_560,c_limit/220307_a25708_793.jpg
DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Mon 28 Feb, 2022 08:19 am
@coluber2001,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/6219143184c6d8b27d9cb4fa/master/w_560,c_limit/220307_a25708_793.jpg
"Can we take it over by the ice machine, and you just kinda throw it?"
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Ragman
 
  1  
Reply Mon 28 Feb, 2022 08:40 am
@coluber2001,

https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/6219143184c6d8b27d9cb4fa/master/w_560,c_limit/220307_a25708_793.jpg
“I guess you’re charging whatever the traffic will bear!”
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edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Mon 28 Feb, 2022 08:58 am
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/6219143184c6d8b27d9cb4fa/master/w_560,c_limit/220307_a25708_793.jpg
Is it gluten free?
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edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Mon 28 Feb, 2022 08:59 am
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/6219143184c6d8b27d9cb4fa/master/w_560,c_limit/220307_a25708_793.jpg
Could you put it in a bun?
coluber2001
 
  1  
Reply Mon 28 Feb, 2022 12:40 pm
@edgarblythe,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/6219143184c6d8b27d9cb4fa/master/w_560,c_limit/220307_a25708_793.jpg
Could you suggest a fine Sauvignon Blanc to go with the salmon?
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hingehead
 
  1  
Reply Mon 28 Feb, 2022 05:38 pm
@coluber2001,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/6219143184c6d8b27d9cb4fa/master/w_560,c_limit/220307_a25708_793.jpg
Can you validate my parking?
0 Replies
 
edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Mon 28 Feb, 2022 06:43 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/6219143184c6d8b27d9cb4fa/master/w_560,c_limit/220307_a25708_793.jpg
Can you tie a ribbon on it? It's my wife's birthday.
DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Tue 1 Mar, 2022 09:10 am
@edgarblythe,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/6219143184c6d8b27d9cb4fa/master/w_560,c_limit/220307_a25708_793.jpg
Everytime I think of you,
It always seems I do,
Everytime I have you,
I thought you'd understood.

Drop the bass.

Drop the bass.

Cut, cut the, cut, cut the mic range...
coluber2001
 
  1  
Reply Tue 1 Mar, 2022 06:28 pm
@DrewDad,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/6219143184c6d8b27d9cb4fa/master/w_560,c_limit/220307_a25708_793.jpg
Is that fresh enough for sushi?
0 Replies
 
hingehead
 
  5  
Reply Wed 2 Mar, 2022 12:01 am
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/6219143184c6d8b27d9cb4fa/master/w_560,c_limit/220307_a25708_793.jpg
No, don't wrap it. And don't tell my wife where I got it.
Ragman
 
  1  
Reply Wed 2 Mar, 2022 09:23 am
@hingehead,
Bingo!
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bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Wed 2 Mar, 2022 10:36 am
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/6219143184c6d8b27d9cb4fa/master/w_560,c_limit/220307_a25708_793.jpg

"But I ordered the Raspberry Tofutti!"
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bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Wed 2 Mar, 2022 10:38 am
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/6219143184c6d8b27d9cb4fa/master/w_560,c_limit/220307_a25708_793.jpg

"Put a stick up its butt and it's a Popsicle."
bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Wed 2 Mar, 2022 10:39 am
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/6219143184c6d8b27d9cb4fa/master/w_560,c_limit/220307_a25708_793.jpg

"Can you at least tell me when the supply chain might lay a little toilet paper on us?"
0 Replies
 
DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Thu 3 Mar, 2022 08:02 am
@bobsal u1553115,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/6219143184c6d8b27d9cb4fa/master/w_560,c_limit/220307_a25708_793.jpg
"Can I get the key to the woods?"
0 Replies
 
bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Thu 3 Mar, 2022 08:28 am
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/6219143184c6d8b27d9cb4fa/master/w_560,c_limit/220307_a25708_793.jpg

"Yeah, well if someone turns in a mitre and mozzetta, just give me a ring at the Vatican."
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bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Fri 4 Mar, 2022 09:10 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/6219143184c6d8b27d9cb4fa/master/w_560,c_limit/220307_a25708_793.jpg

" ... and there will a nice salmon in it for you every time you let us know when folks'll be in the city for a weekend." ... from hidden footage of conversation between the 500# bear and a clerk at Trader Joe's.
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bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Fri 4 Mar, 2022 09:22 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/6219143184c6d8b27d9cb4fa/master/w_560,c_limit/220307_a25708_793.jpg

"I don't mean to seem skeptical, but I really think that I would prefer Charmin, in the woods or not."
0 Replies
 
coluber2001
 
  1  
Reply Sun 6 Mar, 2022 11:16 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/622257c4a7c78fa21f57f150/master/w_560,c_limit/220314_a25690_794.jpg
 

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