Caption The Cartoon Part Deux

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@coluber2001,

"Can we take it over by the ice machine, and you just kinda throw it?"

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@coluber2001,

“I guess you’re charging whatever the traffic will bear!”

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Is it gluten free?

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Could you put it in a bun?

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@edgarblythe,

Could you suggest a fine Sauvignon Blanc to go with the salmon?

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@coluber2001,

Can you validate my parking?

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Can you tie a ribbon on it? It's my wife's birthday.

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@edgarblythe,

Everytime I think of you,
It always seems I do,
Everytime I have you,
I thought you'd understood.

Drop the bass.

Drop the bass.

Cut, cut the, cut, cut the mic range...

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@DrewDad,

Is that fresh enough for sushi?

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No, don't wrap it. And don't tell my wife where I got it.

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@hingehead,

Bingo!

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"But I ordered the Raspberry Tofutti!"

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"Put a stick up its butt and it's a Popsicle."

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"Can you at least tell me when the supply chain might lay a little toilet paper on us?"

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@bobsal u1553115,

"Can I get the key to the woods?"

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"Yeah, well if someone turns in a mitre and mozzetta, just give me a ring at the Vatican."

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" ... and there will a nice salmon in it for you every time you let us know when folks'll be in the city for a weekend." ... from hidden footage of conversation between the 500# bear and a clerk at Trader Joe's.

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"I don't mean to seem skeptical, but I really think that I would prefer Charmin, in the woods or not."

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