Ragman
 
  1  
Reply Tue 19 Oct, 2021 12:57 am
@coluber2001,

https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/616a035e5fe3d17a89867643/master/w_560,c_limit/211025_a25627_777.jpg
But does it have that new car smell?
DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Tue 19 Oct, 2021 07:03 am
@Ragman,


https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/616a035e5fe3d17a89867643/master/w_560,c_limit/211025_a25627_777.jpg
"Have the seamen been cleaned out?"
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Tue 19 Oct, 2021 02:09 pm
@DrewDad,

https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/616a035e5fe3d17a89867643/master/w_560,c_limit/211025_a25627_777.jpg
But does it really run on Alka-Seltzer?
0 Replies
 
edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Tue 19 Oct, 2021 02:56 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/616a035e5fe3d17a89867643/master/w_560,c_limit/211025_a25627_777.jpg
May I take it for a test run?
0 Replies
 
bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Tue 19 Oct, 2021 10:09 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/616a035e5fe3d17a89867643/master/w_560,c_limit/211025_a25627_777.jpg

"C'mon, $35.00. It's not like it's an Ohio Class or anything. The Rickovers, next block over, have a one 10 years newer for $32.00 ... WITH torpedo tubes."
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bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Tue 19 Oct, 2021 10:14 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/616a035e5fe3d17a89867643/master/w_560,c_limit/211025_a25627_777.jpg

Then it's a deal then, Mr Roberts, I turn the Con over to you, ships ahoy and tootle-ooo! Now get it the hell out of here. That's an order."
0 Replies
 
hingehead
 
  1  
Reply Tue 19 Oct, 2021 10:52 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/616a035e5fe3d17a89867643/master/w_560,c_limit/211025_a25627_777.jpg
It won't hurt you if you don't annoy it.
0 Replies
 
edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Wed 20 Oct, 2021 11:05 am
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/616a035e5fe3d17a89867643/master/w_560,c_limit/211025_a25627_777.jpg
Cool beans. I'm putting wheels on it for drag racing.
bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Wed 20 Oct, 2021 02:04 pm
@edgarblythe,
World record size belly-tank racer.
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hingehead
 
  2  
Reply Wed 20 Oct, 2021 03:44 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/616a035e5fe3d17a89867643/master/w_560,c_limit/211025_a25627_777.jpg
If only you hadn't taken out of the original box - I would have paid double.
Ragman
 
  1  
Reply Thu 21 Oct, 2021 05:51 am
@hingehead,

https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/616a035e5fe3d17a89867643/master/w_560,c_limit/211025_a25627_777.jpg
…but does it have a fish finder?
Ragman
 
  1  
Reply Thu 21 Oct, 2021 06:03 am
@Ragman,


https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/616a035e5fe3d17a89867643/master/w_560,c_limit/211025_a25627_777.jpg
How far can I go if I only have my learner’s permit?
DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Thu 21 Oct, 2021 07:45 am
@Ragman,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/616a035e5fe3d17a89867643/master/w_560,c_limit/211025_a25627_777.jpg
"Will it run Doom?"
coluber2001
 
  1  
Reply Fri 22 Oct, 2021 03:57 am
@DrewDad,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/616a035e5fe3d17a89867643/master/w_560,c_limit/211025_a25627_777.jpg
Are batteries included?
coluber2001
 
  1  
Reply Fri 22 Oct, 2021 04:00 am
@coluber2001,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/616a035e5fe3d17a89867643/master/w_560,c_limit/211025_a25627_777.jpg
Mom's pretty upset that you put that thing on her flower bed.
0 Replies
 
bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Fri 22 Oct, 2021 06:59 am
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/616a035e5fe3d17a89867643/master/w_560,c_limit/211025_a25627_777.jpg

"Begging your pardon, Captain Nemo, sir, but can Seaman Nemo, Jr, have liberty, sir?"
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George
 
  1  
Reply Fri 22 Oct, 2021 05:45 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/616a035e5fe3d17a89867643/master/w_560,c_limit/211025_a25627_777.jpg
If you have to ask, you can't afford it.
DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Mon 25 Oct, 2021 07:30 am
@George,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/616a035e5fe3d17a89867643/master/w_560,c_limit/211025_a25627_777.jpg
"OK, boomer."
0 Replies
 
coluber2001
 
  1  
Reply Mon 25 Oct, 2021 07:59 am
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/6171f82aee7e8c1abda17433/master/w_560,c_limit/211101_a25667_778.jpg
DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Mon 25 Oct, 2021 08:13 am
@coluber2001,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/6171f82aee7e8c1abda17433/master/w_560,c_limit/211101_a25667_778.jpg
"He's in over his head. It's time to call Gustav Ratzenhofer."
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