Caption The Cartoon Part Deux

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@coluber2001,

https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/616a035e5fe3d17a89867643/master/w_560,c_limit/211025_a25627_777.jpg

But does it have that new car smell?

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@Ragman,

"Have the seamen been cleaned out?"

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@DrewDad,

But does it really run on Alka-Seltzer?

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May I take it for a test run?

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"C'mon, $35.00. It's not like it's an Ohio Class or anything. The Rickovers, next block over, have a one 10 years newer for $32.00 ... WITH torpedo tubes."

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Then it's a deal then, Mr Roberts, I turn the Con over to you, ships ahoy and tootle-ooo! Now get it the hell out of here. That's an order."

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It won't hurt you if you don't annoy it.

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Cool beans. I'm putting wheels on it for drag racing.

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@edgarblythe,

World record size belly-tank racer.

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If only you hadn't taken out of the original box - I would have paid double.

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@hingehead,

…but does it have a fish finder?

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@Ragman,

How far can I go if I only have my learner’s permit?

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@Ragman,

"Will it run Doom?"

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@DrewDad,

Are batteries included?

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@coluber2001,

Mom's pretty upset that you put that thing on her flower bed.

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"Begging your pardon, Captain Nemo, sir, but can Seaman Nemo, Jr, have liberty, sir?"

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If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

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@George,

"OK, boomer."

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https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/6171f82aee7e8c1abda17433/master/w_560,c_limit/211101_a25667_778.jpg

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@coluber2001,

"He's in over his head. It's time to call Gustav Ratzenhofer."

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