Ragman
 
  2  
Reply Mon 16 Feb, 2015 12:41 pm
@parados,

http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/150223_contest-690.jpg
"I can see the magic in your eyes!"
Lordyaswas
 
  1  
Reply Mon 16 Feb, 2015 04:16 pm
@Ragman,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/150223_contest-690.jpg

The guys on the left and right are both called Abra.

The one in the middle is a Cad.
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parados
 
  1  
Reply Mon 16 Feb, 2015 04:20 pm
@panzade,

http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/150223_contest-690.jpg

What did you think I meant when I said I could make you disappear?
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CalamityJane
 
  3  
Reply Mon 16 Feb, 2015 04:22 pm
@panzade,
panzade wrote:

http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/150223_contest-690.jpg
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You see the Blonde in the box? That's going to be your job in about 5 minutes....
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Lordyaswas
 
  2  
Reply Mon 16 Feb, 2015 04:26 pm
@Ragman,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/150223_contest-690.jpg


You know that magic wand that you wanted me to order from Lovetoys?
Well, I think I clicked on the wrong website.
Butrflynet
 
  2  
Reply Mon 16 Feb, 2015 04:30 pm
@Lordyaswas,

http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/150223_contest-690.jpg

These are my brothers, Chico, Harpo, and Groucho.
hingehead
 
  1  
Reply Mon 16 Feb, 2015 04:46 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/150223_contest-690.jpg

Great timing, they're just about to carve the turkey!
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hingehead
 
  1  
Reply Mon 16 Feb, 2015 04:47 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/150223_contest-690.jpg
Hey babe, you know I'm serious about you.
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hingehead
 
  2  
Reply Mon 16 Feb, 2015 04:48 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/150223_contest-690.jpg
And my trick is ... making your inhibitions disappear.
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hingehead
 
  1  
Reply Mon 16 Feb, 2015 04:49 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/150223_contest-690.jpg
I told you Phi Kappa Delta was the funnest frat at magician school!
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hingehead
 
  1  
Reply Mon 16 Feb, 2015 04:51 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/150223_contest-690.jpg
A female magician? Honey, we do glass cages, not glass ceilings.
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hingehead
 
  2  
Reply Mon 16 Feb, 2015 05:18 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/150223_contest-690.jpg
Trick or treat?
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Lustig Andrei
 
  1  
Reply Mon 16 Feb, 2015 07:09 pm
@Butrflynet,
winner, bfn!
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DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Tue 17 Feb, 2015 07:51 am
@Butrflynet,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/150223_contest-690.jpg
"You told me you're good at tricks!"
DrewDad
 
  4  
Reply Tue 17 Feb, 2015 07:54 am
@DrewDad,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/150223_contest-690.jpg
"Wanna see my wand?"
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parados
 
  5  
Reply Tue 17 Feb, 2015 08:15 am
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/150223_contest-690.jpg
Don't worry. I can make them disappear.
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George
 
  2  
Reply Tue 17 Feb, 2015 03:18 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/150223_contest-690.jpg
And if I can't do the trick, I know someone who can.
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hingehead
 
  4  
Reply Tue 17 Feb, 2015 04:57 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/150223_contest-690.jpg

You're not the only one turning tricks to make ends meet.
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panzade
 
  1  
Reply Mon 23 Feb, 2015 12:04 pm
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r147/panzade/ea6c1a65-e601-44f4-9e1e-3b478381af87_zpsa102a316.jpg
Lordyaswas
 
  2  
Reply Mon 23 Feb, 2015 12:16 pm
@panzade,
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r147/panzade/ea6c1a65-e601-44f4-9e1e-3b478381af87_zpsa102a316.jpg

So, if I apparently taste like chicken, you are not using chicken..why?
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