chai2
 
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Reply Mon 25 May, 2020 07:07 pm
@chai2,

https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5ec8250311d455d8907cdb9e/master/w_560,c_limit/200601_a24132_712.jpg

Hey. Did I tell you? Claire and I just paid off the mortgage.
chai2
 
  2  
Reply Mon 25 May, 2020 07:09 pm
@chai2,
chai2 wrote:


https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5ec8250311d455d8907cdb9e/master/w_560,c_limit/200601_a24132_712.jpg

It's a new thing called a "screensaver". Wanna see it with flying toasters?.

edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 25 May, 2020 09:36 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5ec8250311d455d8907cdb9e/master/w_560,c_limit/200601_a24132_712.jpg
Don't you see - If I get that contract I'm king of the world.
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bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Tue 26 May, 2020 09:05 am
@chai2,
Somehow a dinosaur named Claire is highly amusing.
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bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Tue 26 May, 2020 09:07 am
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5ec8250311d455d8907cdb9e/master/w_560,c_limit/200601_a24132_712.jpg

"Seriously, it's foooolproof! What could possibly go wrong!"
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bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Tue 26 May, 2020 09:11 am
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5ec8250311d455d8907cdb9e/master/w_560,c_limit/200601_a24132_712.jpg

"What fly in the ointment? Man, we got it ALL covered!"
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eurocelticyankee
 
  1  
Reply Wed 27 May, 2020 07:21 am
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5ec8250311d455d8907cdb9e/master/w_560,c_limit/200601_a24132_712.jpg
Good news, weather forecast says we're in for a a scorcher today.
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eurocelticyankee
 
  2  
Reply Wed 27 May, 2020 07:24 am
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5ec8250311d455d8907cdb9e/master/w_560,c_limit/200601_a24132_712.jpg
Well from where I'm sitting I don't see the problem.
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Wed 27 May, 2020 05:47 pm
@eurocelticyankee,
https://imgur.com/TsHiK9k.jpg
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edgarblythe
 
  2  
Reply Wed 27 May, 2020 07:03 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5ec8250311d455d8907cdb9e/master/w_560,c_limit/200601_a24132_712.jpg
Comet? You mean comma, don't you?
0 Replies
 
edgarblythe
 
  2  
Reply Wed 27 May, 2020 07:04 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5ec8250311d455d8907cdb9e/master/w_560,c_limit/200601_a24132_712.jpg
Great balls of fire.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 27 May, 2020 07:05 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5ec8250311d455d8907cdb9e/master/w_560,c_limit/200601_a24132_712.jpg
Remember, this day is the first day of the rest of your life.
Roberta
 
  2  
Reply Thu 28 May, 2020 04:25 am
@edgarblythe,
edgarblythe wrote:

https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5ec8250311d455d8907cdb9e/master/w_560,c_limit/200601_a24132_712.jpg


You know, Maurice. You've always been such a gloom and doom guy. Cheer up, kid.
DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Thu 28 May, 2020 09:29 am
@Roberta,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5ec8250311d455d8907cdb9e/master/w_560,c_limit/200601_a24132_712.jpg
"Why yes, I think you could describe my career as meteoric!"
DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Thu 28 May, 2020 09:30 am
@DrewDad,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5ec8250311d455d8907cdb9e/master/w_560,c_limit/200601_a24132_712.jpg
"We've cut the orbital laser project in favor of lower taxes."
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bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Thu 28 May, 2020 11:56 am
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5ec8250311d455d8907cdb9e/master/w_560,c_limit/200601_a24132_712.jpg

"Does the Pope **** in the woods?"
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bobsal u1553115
 
  2  
Reply Thu 28 May, 2020 11:58 am
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5ec8250311d455d8907cdb9e/master/w_560,c_limit/200601_a24132_712.jpg

"Relax! Have a cup of coffee, what the flipping hurry?"
DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Fri 29 May, 2020 07:05 am
@bobsal u1553115,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5ec8250311d455d8907cdb9e/master/w_560,c_limit/200601_a24132_712.jpg
"We're rebooting 2020"
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bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Fri 29 May, 2020 08:31 am
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5ec8250311d455d8907cdb9e/master/w_560,c_limit/200601_a24132_712.jpg

"When you say "meteor" insurance, are you speaking literally or figuratively?"
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bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Fri 29 May, 2020 08:33 am
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5ec8250311d455d8907cdb9e/master/w_560,c_limit/200601_a24132_712.jpg

"What do you mean I gotta sign RIGHT NOW? According to the agreement, I have till next week!"
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