"Its the top of the 7th, the batter is 3 and 2, two outs, two men on and one run behind, the pitchers waiting for the signal, and there it is: the pizza pockets are ready for the stretch!"
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bobsal u1553115
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Wed 20 May, 2020 06:39 am
"His last at bat end with the squeeze play in the hall closet."
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eurocelticyankee
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Wed 20 May, 2020 06:40 am
Lets just say Babe's legacy is safe.
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bobsal u1553115
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Wed 20 May, 2020 06:41 am
"Aw c'mon over, I'll do play by play and you can do color!"
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Wed 20 May, 2020 06:44 am
@coluber2001,
This will put 3D and UHD TV tech to shame. Theo KY problem is they hid the remote.
My S.O. didn’t get it. I’m wondering if it’s too esoteric and/or just unfunny? Perhaps both?
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Wed 20 May, 2020 01:29 pm
"Print it the way I read it!
These are the saddest of possible words:
"Tinker to Evers to Chance."
Trio of bear cubs, and fleeter than birds,
Tinker and Evers and Chance.
Ruthlessly pricking our gonfalon bubble,
Making a Giant hit into a double –
Words that are heavy with nothing but trouble:
"Tinker to Evers to Chance." "
"Oh, somewhere in this favored land the sun is shining bright;
the band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light,
and somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout;
but there is no joy in Mudville Co-op — mighty Casey has struck out. "
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Wed 20 May, 2020 01:34 pm
Hah, they're more likely to break a hip than a window.