edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 25 Mar, 2020 09:28 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e751eb8846d6b0008eb60a5/master/w_560,c_limit/200330_a23890_703.jpg
He wants me to find his squeaky chicken for him when he does that.
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coluber2001
 
  2  
Reply Wed 25 Mar, 2020 09:57 pm
@coluber2001,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e751eb8846d6b0008eb60a5/master/w_560,c_limit/200330_a23890_703.jpg
He recommends Chicken À L’Orange. It's his favorite.
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eurocelticyankee
 
  1  
Reply Thu 26 Mar, 2020 09:07 am
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e751eb8846d6b0008eb60a5/master/w_560,c_limit/200330_a23890_703.jpg
That's Snappy McBitey, the lower the tip the higher he jumps.
Ragman
 
  2  
Reply Thu 26 Mar, 2020 09:08 am
@eurocelticyankee,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e751eb8846d6b0008eb60a5/master/w_560,c_limit/200330_a23890_703.jpg
“He has a snappy one-liner that’s a killer!”
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hingehead
 
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Reply Thu 26 Mar, 2020 06:52 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e751eb8846d6b0008eb60a5/master/w_560,c_limit/200330_a23890_703.jpg
I usually get him to sit and shake before his treat.
tsarstepan
 
  2  
Reply Fri 27 Mar, 2020 09:30 am
@hingehead,

https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e751eb8846d6b0008eb60a5/master/w_560,c_limit/200330_a23890_703.jpg
He's just asking for a belly rub.
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bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Mon 30 Mar, 2020 07:53 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e751eb8846d6b0008eb60a5/master/w_560,c_limit/200330_a23890_703.jpg

"You know, typical waiter story, he got one gig for Izod and now he's a 'model'."
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bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Mon 30 Mar, 2020 07:55 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e751eb8846d6b0008eb60a5/master/w_560,c_limit/200330_a23890_703.jpg

"Don't mind him, he snagged someone's grandma earlier."
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bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Mon 30 Mar, 2020 07:58 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e751eb8846d6b0008eb60a5/master/w_560,c_limit/200330_a23890_703.jpg

"We just felt Koi have just been so overdone."
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bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Mon 30 Mar, 2020 08:02 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e751eb8846d6b0008eb60a5/master/w_560,c_limit/200330_a23890_703.jpg

"In French he'd still be an allegator! Isn't that a gasser?"
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bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Mon 30 Mar, 2020 08:04 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5e751eb8846d6b0008eb60a5/master/w_560,c_limit/200330_a23890_703.jpg

"Funny, people seem to have no problem with social distancing around him."
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Tue 31 Mar, 2020 10:10 am
@bobsal u1553115,
https://imgur.com/MKjQI7M.jpg
tsarstepan
 
  2  
Reply Tue 31 Mar, 2020 10:11 am
@tsarstepan,

https://imgur.com/MKjQI7M.jpg
Tube convention? No. Why do you ask?
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edgarblythe
 
  3  
Reply Tue 31 Mar, 2020 11:02 am
https://imgur.com/MKjQI7M.jpg
You'd just harsh our mellow.
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edgarblythe
 
  2  
Reply Tue 31 Mar, 2020 11:06 am
https://imgur.com/MKjQI7M.jpg
The acoustics are out of this world.
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bobsal u1553115
 
  2  
Reply Tue 31 Mar, 2020 12:14 pm
https://i.imgur.com/MKjQI7M.jpg

"Of course the ride without the musical interlude with cost five dollars more."
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bobsal u1553115
 
  3  
Reply Tue 31 Mar, 2020 12:16 pm
https://i.imgur.com/MKjQI7M.jpg

"The management forgot to renew the Muzak subscription. We're just filling in."
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bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Tue 31 Mar, 2020 12:17 pm
https://i.imgur.com/MKjQI7M.jpg

"You haven't by chance heard anything about a hot little brass session on this floor, have you?"
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bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Tue 31 Mar, 2020 12:20 pm
https://i.imgur.com/MKjQI7M.jpg

"We get that all the time, actually we're wearing life rings and carrying a giant pair of binoculars."
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bobsal u1553115
 
  2  
Reply Tue 31 Mar, 2020 12:22 pm
https://i.imgur.com/MKjQI7M.jpg

"Hey man, do you know how to get to Carnegie Hall?
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