George
 
  1  
Reply Wed 28 Aug, 2019 07:31 am
https://i.imgur.com/ZL6Quhs.jpg
I'm gonna throw him your leash and run like hell to the car. Sorry.
eurocelticyankee
 
  1  
Reply Wed 28 Aug, 2019 08:16 am
@George,
https://i.imgur.com/ZL6Quhs.jpg
Relax, it's the Mother in Law, it's her time of the month.
0 Replies
 
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Wed 28 Aug, 2019 08:29 am
https://i.imgur.com/uXgx3Vw.jpg
tsarstepan
 
  2  
Reply Wed 28 Aug, 2019 08:30 am
@tsarstepan,

https://i.imgur.com/uXgx3Vw.jpg
You two must be brothers.
0 Replies
 
edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Wed 28 Aug, 2019 09:04 am
https://i.imgur.com/uXgx3Vw.jpg
We could have a four and one.
0 Replies
 
edgarblythe
 
  2  
Reply Wed 28 Aug, 2019 09:06 am
https://i.imgur.com/uXgx3Vw.jpg
Upper. Downer. Out of towner.
0 Replies
 
bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Wed 28 Aug, 2019 10:50 am
https://i.imgur.com/uXgx3Vw.jpg

"He'll take you up, he'll bring you down, he'll put your feet drunkenly on the ground ... TIIIIMMMOOOOTTTHY LEEEEEEAAAARRRRRYYYY!!!!"
0 Replies
 
George
 
  4  
Reply Wed 28 Aug, 2019 01:23 pm
https://i.imgur.com/uXgx3Vw.jpg
How deep is the ocean? How high is the sky?
0 Replies
 
edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Wed 28 Aug, 2019 01:38 pm
https://i.imgur.com/uXgx3Vw.jpg
Funnels or straws?
DrewDad
 
  2  
Reply Thu 29 Aug, 2019 06:49 am
@edgarblythe,
https://i.imgur.com/uXgx3Vw.jpg
"'Naught 'naught!"
0 Replies
 
oolongteasup
 
  1  
Reply Thu 29 Aug, 2019 07:44 am
@tsarstepan,
https://i.imgur.com/uXgx3Vw.jpg

The atmosphere at the party was close to pure methane until the dentists arrived in fancy dress.
jespah
 
  2  
Reply Thu 29 Aug, 2019 09:01 am
@oolongteasup,
https://i.imgur.com/uXgx3Vw.jpg
Say, you're kinda cute. I like the cut of your oxygen tank.

OR

Nice helmet, wanna f*ck?
0 Replies
 
edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Thu 29 Aug, 2019 10:34 am
https://i.imgur.com/uXgx3Vw.jpg
Which ones are you? Raphael and Leonardo?
0 Replies
 
bobsal u1553115
 
  3  
Reply Thu 29 Aug, 2019 05:43 pm
https://i.imgur.com/uXgx3Vw.jpg

"The best threesome ever AND you've brought protection, too!"
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Tue 3 Sep, 2019 05:23 am
@bobsal u1553115,
https://i.imgur.com/Ge4aq1V.jpg
This makes lifetime membership to Costco so worth it!
edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Tue 3 Sep, 2019 05:28 am
https://i.imgur.com/Ge4aq1V.jpg
Slow cooking. Slow cooking. But it's worth it.
0 Replies
 
oolongteasup
 
  1  
Reply Tue 3 Sep, 2019 06:59 am
@tsarstepan,
https://i.imgur.com/Ge4aq1V.jpg

I call it frier.
izzythepush
 
  2  
Reply Tue 3 Sep, 2019 08:19 am
@oolongteasup,
https://i.imgur.com/Ge4aq1V.jpg

"Bring that leg over and you might get some yourself."


https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=legover
bobsal u1553115
 
  2  
Reply Tue 3 Sep, 2019 10:48 am
@izzythepush,
https://i.imgur.com/Ge4aq1V.jpg

If it develops the crutch, we may be in trouble.
0 Replies
 
edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Tue 3 Sep, 2019 11:20 am
https://i.imgur.com/Ge4aq1V.jpg
Do we have any more briquettes?
0 Replies
 
 

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