Ragman
 
  1  
Reply Tue 25 Jun, 2019 08:08 am
@coluber2001,

https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5d0d5ba3e140837e22c684fb/master/w_560,c_limit/190701_a22820_668.jpg
“I was expecting the frog!”
0 Replies
 
Ragman
 
  1  
Reply Tue 25 Jun, 2019 08:11 am
@coluber2001,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5d0d5ba3e140837e22c684fb/master/w_560,c_limit/190701_a22820_668.jpg
“I said to the gatekeeper bring me my WAGON!”
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Ragman
 
  2  
Reply Tue 25 Jun, 2019 08:16 am
@coluber2001,

https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5d0d5ba3e140837e22c684fb/master/w_560,c_limit/190701_a22820_668.jpg
“I’m definitely deleting my profile on Match.com!”
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Tue 25 Jun, 2019 11:15 am
@Ragman,

https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5d0d5ba3e140837e22c684fb/master/w_560,c_limit/190701_a22820_668.jpg
Your profile pic is so misleading.

I'd submit this but this or a variation on this clearly will be 25 or 30%+ of all the submissions the New Yorker is going to get this week.
DrewDad
 
  3  
Reply Tue 25 Jun, 2019 11:21 am
@tsarstepan,

https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5d0d5ba3e140837e22c684fb/master/w_560,c_limit/190701_a22820_668.jpg
"First, I need to see your carbon offsets."
George
 
  3  
Reply Tue 25 Jun, 2019 11:23 am
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5d0d5ba3e140837e22c684fb/master/w_560,c_limit/190701_a22820_668.jpg
George?
DrewDad
 
  2  
Reply Tue 25 Jun, 2019 11:23 am
@DrewDad,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5d0d5ba3e140837e22c684fb/master/w_560,c_limit/190701_a22820_668.jpg
"Sorry, Darling, but your princess is in another castle."
0 Replies
 
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Tue 25 Jun, 2019 12:16 pm
@George,
George wrote:

https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5d0d5ba3e140837e22c684fb/master/w_560,c_limit/190701_a22820_668.jpg
George?

Seriously! You need to submit this here.
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Tue 25 Jun, 2019 12:18 pm
@tsarstepan,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5d0d5ba3e140837e22c684fb/master/w_560,c_limit/190701_a22820_668.jpg
Is it true that you got St. George to help fake your death?
coluber2001
 
  1  
Reply Wed 26 Jun, 2019 03:09 pm
@tsarstepan,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5d0d5ba3e140837e22c684fb/master/w_560,c_limit/190701_a22820_668.jpg
"Give me a moment, and I'll change into my fireproof carbon felt dress."
coluber2001
 
  1  
Reply Sun 30 Jun, 2019 05:42 pm
@coluber2001,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5d0d5ba3e140837e22c684fb/master/w_560,c_limit/190701_a22820_668.jpg
Fafnir! You come out of your cave.

(Alright, I know! Too obscure.)
jespah
 
  2  
Reply Sun 30 Jun, 2019 06:24 pm
@coluber2001,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5d0d5ba3e140837e22c684fb/master/w_560,c_limit/190701_a22820_668.jpg
You're taller than you looked in your Tinder profile.
cicerone imposter
 
  1  
Reply Sun 30 Jun, 2019 06:48 pm
@jespah,
Sorry to bust your dinosaurs, but here are some facts. http://www.atlanteanconspiracy.com/2015/09/dinosaur-hoax-dinosaurs-never-existed.html
roger
 
  1  
Reply Sun 30 Jun, 2019 06:52 pm
@cicerone imposter,
Psst: that's a dragon.
cicerone imposter
 
  1  
Reply Sun 30 Jun, 2019 07:03 pm
@roger,
Sameo -they're born of imagination.
roger
 
  1  
Reply Sun 30 Jun, 2019 09:08 pm
@cicerone imposter,
I think we all understand that real dragons don't have functional wings.
roger
 
  2  
Reply Sun 30 Jun, 2019 09:09 pm
@roger,
Like alicorns. That's a unicorn with wings, but Unicorns don't have wings in the real world.
0 Replies
 
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Mon 1 Jul, 2019 05:38 am
https://i.imgur.com/XaHYxZd.jpg
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Mon 1 Jul, 2019 05:50 am
@tsarstepan,

https://i.imgur.com/XaHYxZd.jpg
We have a budding stand-up among our midst.
0 Replies
 
Ragman
 
  3  
Reply Mon 1 Jul, 2019 05:55 am
@tsarstepan,

https://i.imgur.com/XaHYxZd.jpg
“Nobody puts Baby in the corner!”
 

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