How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to fill the bath with fish and one to set fire to the giraffe.
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hingehead
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Tue 4 Jun, 2019 04:11 pm
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to hold the penis, I mean stepmother, I mean stepladder!
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hingehead
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Tue 4 Jun, 2019 04:12 pm
I'm really not sure what sort of change I'll find down the back of this couch.
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eurocelticyankee
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Tue 4 Jun, 2019 04:16 pm
James had to look away, he knew the couch was about to feed.
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eurocelticyankee
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Tue 4 Jun, 2019 04:21 pm
Hey Doc is this couch some kind of subliminal ''Kiss my Ass'' message.