DrewDad
 
  3  
Reply Mon 2 Feb, 2015 12:44 pm
@parados,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/150209_contest-690.jpg
"Him no see your baby seal...."
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Mon 2 Feb, 2015 12:58 pm
@panzade,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/150209_contest-690.jpg
I believe you both know my attorney, Matthew Hairyson Brady.
izzythepush
 
  3  
Reply Mon 2 Feb, 2015 01:01 pm
@tsarstepan,

http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/150209_contest-690.jpg
"He is wearing pants."
OnTheFritz
 
  1  
Reply Mon 2 Feb, 2015 01:34 pm
@parados,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/150209_contest-690.jpg
He's a club salesman and I want to try out the new model. Do we have any more Minmis tied up out back?


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firefly
 
  1  
Reply Mon 2 Feb, 2015 02:07 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/150209_contest-690.jpg

The weird dude says we're guilty of something called graffiti on his wall, and he wants to extract punishment. How primitive is that?
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firefly
 
  1  
Reply Mon 2 Feb, 2015 02:13 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/150209_contest-690.jpg

He calls himself a culture maven, and wants to knock some sense into us about the nature of art.
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firefly
 
  2  
Reply Mon 2 Feb, 2015 02:33 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/150209_contest-690.jpg

He's something called a tailor, and he's trying to convince me a three piece suit is appropriate attire when carrying a club,
Lordyaswas
 
  2  
Reply Mon 2 Feb, 2015 03:03 pm
@firefly,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/150209_contest-690.jpg


He says that it's his giant tortoise and nobody's going to eat it.

Lordyaswas
 
  3  
Reply Mon 2 Feb, 2015 03:06 pm
@Lordyaswas,

http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/150209_contest-690.jpg

He's waiting for the lady he hooked up with on Face-slab.
Lustig Andrei
 
  1  
Reply Mon 2 Feb, 2015 03:09 pm
@izzythepush,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/150209_contest-690.jpg

"What a ******* asshole!"
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Lordyaswas
 
  1  
Reply Mon 2 Feb, 2015 03:11 pm
@Lordyaswas,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/150209_contest-690.jpg

He's discovered that he can put his hand in the pocket and feel his man bits. I think he may have set a trend.

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hingehead
 
  5  
Reply Mon 2 Feb, 2015 05:03 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/150209_contest-690.jpg
You'll need to talk to my agent.
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jespah
 
  2  
Reply Mon 2 Feb, 2015 05:14 pm
@DrewDad,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/150209_contest-690.jpg
He says he's from something called the Fashion Police. He claims he's in the appropriate attire for going clubbing.
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hingehead
 
  5  
Reply Mon 2 Feb, 2015 07:02 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/150209_contest-690.jpg
After Munch's 'The Scream' was stolen we did a risk assessment.
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edgarblythe
 
  3  
Reply Mon 2 Feb, 2015 09:28 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/150209_contest-690.jpg
He's running a special on pterodactyl drumsticks.
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firefly
 
  1  
Reply Mon 2 Feb, 2015 09:36 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/150209_contest-690.jpg

He's starting a social club and is trying to enforce a dress code.
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Ragman
 
  1  
Reply Mon 2 Feb, 2015 09:49 pm
@DrewDad,
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/150209_contest-690.jpg
"He says he's going out clubbing!"

{edit: Oops...GMTA}
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edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Mon 2 Feb, 2015 09:56 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/150209_contest-690.jpg
"So easy a caveman could do it." What's that supposed to mean?
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edgarblythe
 
  2  
Reply Mon 2 Feb, 2015 10:04 pm
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/150209_contest-690.jpg
Now he wants us to pose like that for the next series of drawings.
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George
 
  3  
Reply Tue 3 Feb, 2015 09:57 am
http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/150209_contest-690.jpg
Progress, my ass. I say we kill him.
 

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