coluber2001
 
  1  
Reply Sun 19 May, 2019 02:12 pm
@coluber2001,
https://i.imgur.com/cfanbfy.jpg
Could we get a doggie bag?
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eurocelticyankee
 
  1  
Reply Mon 20 May, 2019 07:40 am
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5cccc09adc7f752e9bf1d26c/master/w_580,c_limit/190513-a22826-662.png


Winner
“It’s about time they settled down and razed a village.”
Steve Everhart, Tyrone, Pa.


“Did you see the rock he gave her?”
Robert Blake, Coopersburg, Pa.


"I love that no one wears the pants in their relationship."
Richard Berman, Amherst, Mass.
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eurocelticyankee
 
  1  
Reply Mon 20 May, 2019 07:48 am
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5cdf2f36c98ea24c5d31d639/master/w_580,c_limit/190527_a22042_664.jpg
eurocelticyankee
 
  3  
Reply Mon 20 May, 2019 07:49 am
@eurocelticyankee,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5cdf2f36c98ea24c5d31d639/master/w_580,c_limit/190527_a22042_664.jpg
Watch and be amazed at how i can make you disappear for twenty years.
George
 
  4  
Reply Mon 20 May, 2019 09:46 am
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5cdf2f36c98ea24c5d31d639/master/w_580,c_limit/190527_a22042_664.jpg
Very impressive, but if my pants don't reappear soon, neither will you.
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Mon 20 May, 2019 09:52 am
@George,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5cdf2f36c98ea24c5d31d639/master/w_580,c_limit/190527_a22042_664.jpg
Making corporate money disappear? That's still embezzlement.
0 Replies
 
eurocelticyankee
 
  2  
Reply Mon 20 May, 2019 10:33 am
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5cdf2f36c98ea24c5d31d639/master/w_580,c_limit/190527_a22042_664.jpg
Would the witness please stop asking counsel to pick a card.
tsarstepan
 
  3  
Reply Mon 20 May, 2019 11:13 am
@eurocelticyankee,

https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5cdf2f36c98ea24c5d31d639/master/w_580,c_limit/190527_a22042_664.jpg
Yes. I can hold you in contempt of court. The Ace of Spades WASN'T my card.
0 Replies
 
eurocelticyankee
 
  1  
Reply Tue 21 May, 2019 07:29 am
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5cdf2f36c98ea24c5d31d639/master/w_580,c_limit/190527_a22042_664.jpg
No Sir, sawing a lady in half cannot be considered a workplace accident.
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Tue 21 May, 2019 07:51 am
@eurocelticyankee,

https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5cdf2f36c98ea24c5d31d639/master/w_580,c_limit/190527_a22042_664.jpg
Being dapper alone does not make you an expert in anything.
coluber2001
 
  1  
Reply Tue 21 May, 2019 08:36 am
@tsarstepan,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5cdf2f36c98ea24c5d31d639/master/w_580,c_limit/190527_a22042_664.jpg
No, you didn't make the corpus delicti disappear. There never was a corpus delicti.
coluber2001
 
  3  
Reply Thu 23 May, 2019 09:55 am
@coluber2001,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5cdf2f36c98ea24c5d31d639/master/w_580,c_limit/190527_a22042_664.jpg
It's not a magic act if you can't make your wife reappear.
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Thu 23 May, 2019 10:59 am
@coluber2001,

https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5cdf2f36c98ea24c5d31d639/master/w_580,c_limit/190527_a22042_664.jpg
No. We don't have time to watch The Prestige in the courtroom.
DrewDad
 
  3  
Reply Thu 23 May, 2019 01:27 pm
@tsarstepan,

https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5cdf2f36c98ea24c5d31d639/master/w_580,c_limit/190527_a22042_664.jpg
"And none of your tricks!
cicerone imposter
 
  1  
Reply Thu 23 May, 2019 03:33 pm
@DrewDad,
You can dress up like a count, but we don't have them in the United States of America.
hingehead
 
  3  
Reply Thu 23 May, 2019 04:38 pm
@cicerone imposter,
Drop the 'o' and you're good.
glitterbag
 
  1  
Reply Thu 23 May, 2019 08:29 pm
@hingehead,
tsk tsk tsk
0 Replies
 
glitterbag
 
  1  
Reply Thu 23 May, 2019 08:30 pm
@eurocelticyankee,
eurocelticyankee wrote:

https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5cdf2f36c98ea24c5d31d639/master/w_580,c_limit/190527_a22042_664.jpg
Watch and be amazed at how i can make you disappear for twenty years.


Bravo
oolongteasup
 
  2  
Reply Thu 23 May, 2019 10:05 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5cdf2f36c98ea24c5d31d639/master/w_580,c_limit/190527_a22042_664.jpg

You've already admitted that you roped, tied and sawed her in half on the night she disappeared.
eurocelticyankee
 
  1  
Reply Fri 24 May, 2019 06:39 am
@glitterbag,
Thanks GB.
0 Replies
 
 

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