tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Tue 9 Apr, 2019 02:01 pm
@eurocelticyankee,

https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5ca7eb0c4e27f13cb67f7271/master/w_580,c_limit/190415_a22758_658.jpg
That's the last time I find a date on the Blendr app.
Ragman
 
  1  
Reply Tue 9 Apr, 2019 02:04 pm
@tsarstepan,

https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5ca7eb0c4e27f13cb67f7271/master/w_580,c_limit/190415_a22758_658.jpg
You do blend in just fine. The bartender recognized you immediately.”
DrewDad
 
  2  
Reply Tue 9 Apr, 2019 03:55 pm
@Ragman,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5ca7eb0c4e27f13cb67f7271/master/w_580,c_limit/190415_a22758_658.jpg
"I'm not sure I'm ready to make a blended family.”
DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Tue 9 Apr, 2019 03:56 pm
@DrewDad,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5ca7eb0c4e27f13cb67f7271/master/w_580,c_limit/190415_a22758_658.jpg
"I think you should switch to Grindr.”
0 Replies
 
DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Tue 9 Apr, 2019 03:57 pm
@DrewDad,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5ca7eb0c4e27f13cb67f7271/master/w_580,c_limit/190415_a22758_658.jpg
"Margaritas aren't supposed to have heads.”
DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Tue 9 Apr, 2019 03:58 pm
@DrewDad,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5ca7eb0c4e27f13cb67f7271/master/w_580,c_limit/190415_a22758_658.jpg
"I thought you'd be smoother.”
DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Tue 9 Apr, 2019 03:59 pm
@DrewDad,

https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5ca7eb0c4e27f13cb67f7271/master/w_580,c_limit/190415_a22758_658.jpg
"Are you ready to order, Mix?”
cicerone imposter
 
  2  
Reply Tue 9 Apr, 2019 06:09 pm
@DrewDad,
I know you said you were going to shake things up tonight, but isn't this going a bit too far?https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5ca7eb0c4e27f13cb67f7271/master/w_580,c_limit/190415_a22758_658.jpg
Roberta
 
  6  
Reply Tue 9 Apr, 2019 09:40 pm
@cicerone imposter,

https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5ca7eb0c4e27f13cb67f7271/master/w_580,c_limit/190415_a22758_658.jpg

Jeez. I thought I was the one who was all mixed up.
0 Replies
 
George
 
  3  
Reply Wed 10 Apr, 2019 07:45 am
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5ca7eb0c4e27f13cb67f7271/master/w_580,c_limit/190415_a22758_658.jpg
No, Xzflkp, our orders were to blend in with the human population.
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Wed 10 Apr, 2019 08:30 am
@George,
Mission accomplished!
0 Replies
 
eurocelticyankee
 
  1  
Reply Wed 10 Apr, 2019 08:46 am
@George,
I'd send in your first one Seoirse.



https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5ca7eb0c4e27f13cb67f7271/master/w_580,c_limit/190415_a22758_658.jpg
Nah I don't mind, my last boyfriend talked through his ass too.
DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Thu 11 Apr, 2019 06:54 am
@eurocelticyankee,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5ca7eb0c4e27f13cb67f7271/master/w_580,c_limit/190415_a22758_658.jpg
"So, you're into whipping?"
0 Replies
 
Ragman
 
  1  
Reply Thu 11 Apr, 2019 01:42 pm
@tsarstepan,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5ca7eb0c4e27f13cb67f7271/master/w_580,c_limit/190415_a22758_658.jpg
"Your new Halloween costume gets mixed reviews."
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Fri 12 Apr, 2019 07:40 am
@Ragman,

https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5ca7eb0c4e27f13cb67f7271/master/w_580,c_limit/190415_a22758_658.jpg
Is it irony that you give restaurants only 1 or 5 stars for reviews on Yelp?
coluber2001
 
  1  
Reply Sat 13 Apr, 2019 03:19 pm
@tsarstepan,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5ca7eb0c4e27f13cb67f7271/master/w_560,c_limit/190415_a22758_658.jpg
When your head stop spinning, I'll explain why I want so many children.
coluber2001
 
  3  
Reply Sat 13 Apr, 2019 03:24 pm
@coluber2001,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5ca7eb0c4e27f13cb67f7271/master/w_560,c_limit/190415_a22758_658.jpg
I was only kidding when I said I was pregnant.
coluber2001
 
  1  
Reply Sun 14 Apr, 2019 08:38 am
@coluber2001,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5ca7eb0c4e27f13cb67f7271/master/w_560,c_limit/190415_a22758_658.jpg
Yes, dear, the dress was expensive, but it is a designer label, after all.
0 Replies
 
eurocelticyankee
 
  3  
Reply Sun 14 Apr, 2019 01:18 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5ca7eb0c4e27f13cb67f7271/master/w_560,c_limit/190415_a22758_658.jpg
I've never been on a blend date before.
0 Replies
 
hingehead
 
  1  
Reply Sun 14 Apr, 2019 08:56 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5ca7eb0c4e27f13cb67f7271/master/w_560,c_limit/190415_a22758_658.jpg
Not that kind of whipping.
0 Replies
 
 

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