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Caption The Cartoon Part Deux
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oolongteasup
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Tue 26 Mar, 2019 08:51 pm
He's been reading up on his new hobbies: getting piste, white powder and being cool.
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glitterbag
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Tue 26 Mar, 2019 08:52 pm
@eurocelticyankee,
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Oh for God's sake, if you're cold just turn up the thermostat.
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edgarblythe
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Tue 26 Mar, 2019 10:52 pm
He's been this way since we moved to Miami.
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hingehead
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Tue 26 Mar, 2019 11:36 pm
@edgarblythe,
He's waiting for our son the bank robber to come home from work with the final piece of the outfit.
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edgarblythe
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Wed 27 Mar, 2019 06:46 am
Heaven sake. Give it up and go pee.
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eurocelticyankee
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Wed 27 Mar, 2019 08:10 am
WINNER
“Tell them what happened in the lab, Harry.”
SECOND PLACE
“Who are you drinking?”
THIRD PLACE
“And she has hundreds of sons about the same age as your daughter.”
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eurocelticyankee
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Wed 27 Mar, 2019 08:11 am
They found him frozen in the toilet tent.
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tsarstepan
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Wed 27 Mar, 2019 08:13 am
@eurocelticyankee,
I purchased that genuine Jeff Koons for under $1 million.
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edgarblythe
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Wed 27 Mar, 2019 04:59 pm
We had him stuffed because it was cheapest.
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coluber2001
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Thu 28 Mar, 2019 07:39 am
@edgarblythe,
George is a dreamer. He's never seen snow, and he's never been outside the state of Florida.
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izzythepush
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Thu 28 Mar, 2019 07:43 am
@coluber2001,
"It always goes like this, he puts on his skis, next thing you know the table's got warts."
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edgarblythe
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Thu 28 Mar, 2019 10:10 am
Better tell him, the lift quit working.
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tsarstepan
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Thu 28 Mar, 2019 10:53 am
@edgarblythe,
Just ignore him. He's mostly harmless.
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eurocelticyankee
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Thu 28 Mar, 2019 11:22 am
It's March and he's ready for anything.
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tsarstepan
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Thu 28 Mar, 2019 11:38 am
@eurocelticyankee,
He's shooting for the gold medal in passive aggressiveness.
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edgarblythe
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Thu 28 Mar, 2019 03:56 pm
It's so cool to have a man of action about the house.
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hingehead
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Thu 28 Mar, 2019 09:43 pm
It's all downhill from here.
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hingehead
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Thu 28 Mar, 2019 09:44 pm
He's in his climate change denial phase.
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edgarblythe
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Thu 28 Mar, 2019 09:57 pm
It came with the apartment.
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edgarblythe
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Fri 29 Mar, 2019 07:55 am
Gets to be a problem on the subway.
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