eurocelticyankee
 
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Reply Mon 18 Mar, 2019 02:04 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5c8c18da7622202cdb7d79e5/master/w_560,c_limit/190325_a22443_655.jpg
I'm afraid you've a long road to recovery after spending a whole day with Willie Nelson.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 18 Mar, 2019 02:05 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5c8c18da7622202cdb7d79e5/master/w_560,c_limit/190325_a22443_655.jpg
So, there was a flat rock between you and the cow -
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 18 Mar, 2019 02:07 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5c8c18da7622202cdb7d79e5/master/w_560,c_limit/190325_a22443_655.jpg
If you don't know the right words, hum me a few bars of it.
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eurocelticyankee
 
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Reply Mon 18 Mar, 2019 02:08 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5c8c18da7622202cdb7d79e5/master/w_560,c_limit/190325_a22443_655.jpg
How terrible, nobody pressed the buzzer you say.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 18 Mar, 2019 02:09 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5c8c18da7622202cdb7d79e5/master/w_560,c_limit/190325_a22443_655.jpg
Your wife won't let your pet rattlesnake sleep on the bed?
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 18 Mar, 2019 02:13 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5c8c18da7622202cdb7d79e5/master/w_560,c_limit/190325_a22443_655.jpg
You wrote a song and forgot to let it mention failure, tears and a bar stool?
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eurocelticyankee
 
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Reply Mon 18 Mar, 2019 02:27 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5c8c18da7622202cdb7d79e5/master/w_560,c_limit/190325_a22443_655.jpg
Actually you'd be surprised how many of you Simon Cowell has put on my couch, God bless him.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 18 Mar, 2019 03:59 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5c8c18da7622202cdb7d79e5/master/w_560,c_limit/190325_a22443_655.jpg
Er a er a is that your hat?
hingehead
 
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Reply Mon 18 Mar, 2019 04:05 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5c8c18da7622202cdb7d79e5/master/w_560,c_limit/190325_a22443_655.jpg
So Susannah has friend-zoned you until you trade up to a banjo?
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George
 
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Reply Mon 18 Mar, 2019 04:34 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5c8c18da7622202cdb7d79e5/master/w_560,c_limit/190325_a22443_655.jpg
Do you blame your mamma for letting you grow up to be a cowboy?
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laughoutlood
 
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Reply Mon 18 Mar, 2019 08:49 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5c8c18da7622202cdb7d79e5/master/w_560,c_limit/190325_a22443_655.jpg

Play it again Jimi, play Ain't Misbehavin'.
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hingehead
 
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Reply Mon 18 Mar, 2019 09:03 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5c8c18da7622202cdb7d79e5/master/w_560,c_limit/190325_a22443_655.jpg

Get your boots off my couch, you bearded road apple!
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 18 Mar, 2019 09:29 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5c8c18da7622202cdb7d79e5/master/w_560,c_limit/190325_a22443_655.jpg
Sometimes, a guitar is just a guitar.
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hingehead
 
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Reply Mon 18 Mar, 2019 09:43 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5c8c18da7622202cdb7d79e5/master/w_560,c_limit/190325_a22443_655.jpg
You need more cowbell.
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glitterbag
 
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Reply Mon 18 Mar, 2019 09:44 pm
@edgarblythe,
edgarblythe wrote:

https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5c8c18da7622202cdb7d79e5/master/w_560,c_limit/190325_a22443_655.jpg
Er a er a is that your hat?


Makes me think of Lyle Lovett
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 18 Mar, 2019 10:03 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5c8c18da7622202cdb7d79e5/master/w_560,c_limit/190325_a22443_655.jpg
Write me one to the tune of $120 bucks for the session.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 18 Mar, 2019 10:06 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5c8c18da7622202cdb7d79e5/master/w_560,c_limit/190325_a22443_655.jpg
Yes, you can have your cactus for a pillow, next session.
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coluber2001
 
  1  
Reply Tue 19 Mar, 2019 06:33 am
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5c8c18da7622202cdb7d79e5/master/w_560,c_limit/190325_a22443_655.jpg
♫They'll be sorry they rejected me, cuz I'm going to make it big.♫
DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Tue 19 Mar, 2019 07:26 am
@edgarblythe,

https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5c795579f923155c5f093328/master/w_560,c_limit/190311_a22290_653.jpg
"We're going to need a bigger bowl."
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Tue 19 Mar, 2019 07:31 am
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5c8c18da7622202cdb7d79e5/master/w_560,c_limit/190325_a22443_655.jpg
Making love while holding that guitar like that. No wonder your wife sent you here.
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