George
 
  3  
Reply Mon 30 Jul, 2018 07:23 am
https://i.imgur.com/PjD6kAF.jpg
You'll never guess what happened when I asked for a million bucks.
Ragman
 
  1  
Reply Mon 30 Jul, 2018 12:00 pm
@George,
(Borrowing from Jack Nicholson's character in As Good As It Gets):

You make me want to become a better writer!
Can't follow that one up.
0 Replies
 
DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Mon 30 Jul, 2018 03:23 pm
@George,
https://i.imgur.com/PjD6kAF.jpg
"I'm a maverick!"
coluber2001
 
  1  
Reply Tue 31 Jul, 2018 07:53 am
@DrewDad,
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5b5ba80c9246473a2ac79878/1:1/w_500%2Cc_limit/180806_a21943_rd_626.jpg
You call that bucking?!
0 Replies
 
coluber2001
 
  1  
Reply Tue 31 Jul, 2018 02:39 pm
https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5b5ba80c9246473a2ac79878/1:1/w_500%2Cc_limit/180806_a21943_rd_626.jpg
Next time I'll say "please".
DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Tue 31 Jul, 2018 03:28 pm
@coluber2001,

https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5b5ba80c9246473a2ac79878/1:1/w_500%2Cc_limit/180806_a21943_rd_626.jpg
"Thanks, Donald! Can we do it again?"
glitterbag
 
  1  
Reply Tue 31 Jul, 2018 04:17 pm
@DrewDad,
DrewDad wrote:


https://media.newyorker.com/cartoons/5b5ba80c9246473a2ac79878/1:1/w_500%2Cc_limit/180806_a21943_rd_626.jpg
""
Dancing, dancing, dancingggggggg, dancing machine
tsarstepan
 
  2  
Reply Mon 13 Aug, 2018 05:51 am
@glitterbag,
https://i.imgur.com/UWKNtkc.jpg
As requested, the table ... farthest away from the restrooms.
OnTheFritz
 
  2  
Reply Mon 13 Aug, 2018 06:01 am
@tsarstepan,
https://i.imgur.com/UWKNtkc.jpg
No. This is what the coupon means by "Enjoy an alfresco meal for two. It's on the house."
oolongteasup
 
  1  
Reply Mon 13 Aug, 2018 07:21 am
@tsarstepan,
https://i.imgur.com/UWKNtkc.jpg

The standout is the fresh pigeon désossé farci au foie gras, it's to die for.
0 Replies
 
Ragman
 
  2  
Reply Mon 13 Aug, 2018 07:29 am
@OnTheFritz,
https://i.imgur.com/UWKNtkc.jpg
I’m not sure why but there definitely has been a drop off in business "
0 Replies
 
coluber2001
 
  1  
Reply Mon 13 Aug, 2018 11:11 am
@DrewDad,

The winning caption:
"Sir, I don't make the laws of gravity, I just enforce them.”
John H. Elliott, Atlanta, Ga.

Drewdad's caption: it's very close and the same idea.
"In this town, we obey the laws of physics."
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Mon 13 Aug, 2018 11:16 am
@coluber2001,
I wonder what it feels like to be chosen as a nominee for the winning caption? ((#wishingonthenextfallingstar))
eurocelticyankee
 
  1  
Reply Mon 13 Aug, 2018 11:26 am
https://i.imgur.com/UWKNtkc.jpg
French fries. Sacre bleu! I'll give you french fries.
tsarstepan
 
  2  
Reply Mon 13 Aug, 2018 11:28 am
@eurocelticyankee,
https://i.imgur.com/UWKNtkc.jpg
Is that enough of a view for ya??
coluber2001
 
  1  
Reply Mon 13 Aug, 2018 11:30 am
@tsarstepan,
It must feel great, because there must be a huge number of entrants. However, the New Yorker sense of humor is so droll and dry that I often find little humor in their captions.


By the way, I find both of your current captions good enough to enter the contest, but I would have a hard time choosing one over the other. Good luck.
0 Replies
 
izzythepush
 
  1  
Reply Mon 13 Aug, 2018 11:44 am
@tsarstepan,
https://i.imgur.com/UWKNtkc.jpg
The Samaritans, moving with the times.
0 Replies
 
OnTheFritz
 
  1  
Reply Mon 13 Aug, 2018 11:53 am
@coluber2001,
coluber2001 wrote:


The winning caption:
"Sir, I don't make the laws of gravity, I just enforce them.”
John H. Elliott, Atlanta, Ga.

Drewdad's caption: it's very close and the same idea.
"In this town, we obey the laws of physics."

To which cartoon are you referring, coluber2001? The flying dog, maybe?
coluber2001
 
  1  
Reply Mon 13 Aug, 2018 11:58 am
@OnTheFritz,
Yes, the flying dog.
eurocelticyankee
 
  1  
Reply Mon 13 Aug, 2018 11:59 am
https://i.imgur.com/UWKNtkc.jpg
Will there be anything else Miss Saunders?.




That's a wig.
 

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